texts ☹ cth [completed]

deux

athena's pov

cucumber: let's talk about sex

athena: ok so the dcard tries to open the vcard door but then it's like no access denied so the dcard tries again and again and finally the vcard cums open and the dcard is like yay

cucumber: what the actual fuck

cucumber: i was talking about the song ???

cucumber: i just watched pitch perfect ????

athena: ö

cucumber: well

athena: let's start over

cucumber: how do you start over from that

athena: i am greek goddess bow down

cucumber: no thx this isn't church but u can get on ur knees for me

athena: im sure it would blow you away what i could do

cucumber: HAHAHHAA

cucumber: prove it

athena: where u at

cucumber: w AIT ARE U 14

athena: no i am 13

cucumber: IM GOING TO J AIL

athena: oh my god im kidding im 19

cucumber: oh

cucumber: i've always liked older women ;)

athena: hold up bitch how much older

cucumber: im 18 chill

athena: oh ok

cucumber: what u look like bby

athena: cringe

cucumber: cringe

athena: ok then but what do you look like

cucumber: im hot af !!

athena: same !!

cucumber: show me !!

athena: no !!

cucumber: aw

athena: u send a selfie first

cucumber: ight

cucumber: (new picture message)

athena: oh

athena: um

cucumber: am i right or am i right

athena: or

cucumber: oh

athena: im joking

cucumber: so i was right

athena: yes u are hot af and i am now a somewhat polished cow

cucumber: eat more chikin

cucumber: like this coCK HEYO

athena: CALUM

cucumber: dats right shout me name

athena: gtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtgtg

...

that was sexual

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(mINE IS BOBS BURGERS)

-a