texts ☹ cth [completed]

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calum's pov

morgasm: yoyoyo everyone

whorea: hello morgan

calum: morgasm*

whorea: HAHAHAHAFAH

morgasm: SHUT UP LAURA

calum: whorea*

morgasm: LMAOOOOO

whorea: leave u lil fag bag

calum: wow ok that could offend other people

goddess: IM LAUCHING SO HARd FAG ABAG

calum: fuck u

trashton: WOWOWOWOWOW

lukeass: HAHAHAHAHAH

hairless cat: GUYS I DYED MY HAIR DARK PURPLE

trashton: wowie

morgasm: attractive

whorea: rite

trashton: lauraaaa :( is my hair attractive

whorea: very

trashton: :)

lukeass: so athena

goddess: yes luke

lukeass: today's friday

goddess: yes it is

calum: WHICH MEANS UR GONNA VISIT FUCK YES

lukeass: i was gonna say that :-(

calum: well u shouldn't or else ima beat you with a white glove again

calum: maple syrup is mine

goddess: what

calum: what

lukeass: what

morgasm: what

trashton: what the fuck

trashton: calum I didn't know you were canadian

calum: im kiwi u jackass

trashton: but maple syrup is mine...

trashton: oh

trashton: OH

trashton: OHHHH GO CALUM

goddess: i

goddess: don't understand

morgasm: same

whorea: same

goddess: but it's 2pm its gonna take me a long time im gonna start driving up early

calum: its not gonna take that long

goddess: then you drive 15 hours

calum: HOLY

lukeass: SHIT

trashton: MOTHER BALLS

hairless cat: UR DRIVING 15 HOURS TO MEET 6 DORKS

goddess: be grateful

calum: we are

lukeass: very

whorea: im so excited to meet you omg

morgasm: same ur funny af

hairless cat: she's pretty too

trashton: yea she is

lukeass: very

whorea: wth ashton

trashton: but ur really pretty too :(

calum: remember luke

calum: maple syrup is mine bitch

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bc someone requested and i forgot their username oOPS

comment ur favorite movie

-a