texts ☹ cth [completed]

vingt-huit

athena's pov

athena barged into the house, ready to deliver a swift kick to michael's ass. she had been prepping herself for this on the 15 hour drive. some rants to herself, and a few odd looks from strangers, athena was officially ready to send a twist to his dick.

"where is he?" she growled at calum, who was patiently sitting on the couch with some popcorn.

"hiding in the basement," he said through a mouthful of the buttery snack.

"michael!" she screeched, running down to the basement. athena saw him trying to crawl under the couch, but his shoulders getting stuck. she heard a faint 'help' coming from underneath the sofa. instead, she went right over and kicked him in his butt.

"ow!" michael groaned, wishing he would've just run into the spare bedroom with a door with a lock.

"fucking chihuahua dick." she mumbled, going back up the stairs, where calum was waiting for her with a movie and a hug.

...

this is kind of funny ngl

IM WATCHING MONSTERS INC

"im so romantic sometimes i think i should marry myself"

same mike

same

-a