athena's pov
unknown: do u know the muffin man
athena: what the fuck
unknown: is that a no
athena: yes
unknown: so it's a yes ?
athena: nO
unknown: IM SO CONFUSED
athena: AND U THINK IM NOT
unknown: ok ok stop shouting :-(
athena: what
athena: who are u
unknown: its me luke :-)
athena: oh
athena: why
puke: i thought we were friends
athena: we've talked once
puke: no
puke: now its twice
athena: ofc
puke: :-(
athena: ok fine were friends
puke: :-)))))))
athena: stOp
puke: ok :-)
puke: wait *delete delete delete*
puke: ok
puke: (new picture message)
puke: HAHAHAHAH
athena: aw
athena: ur so cute
puke: i thought i was hot :-(
athena: i mean
athena: u are but in that pic ur adorable
puke: sigh
athena: little lucas pukas
puke: HEY
athena: or hi
puke: i cri
puke: OH GUESS WHAT
athena: what
puke: calum is drunk rn
athena: of course
puke: and he's talking about u
athena: what's he saying
puke: "i wonna meet athena but i can't because im broke as shit and she's out of my limit and oh my god im going to vomit luke"
athena: i wonna meet him too
athena: he cannot be serious im a 6 and he's a 10
athena: i am a broken chip and he is a plate of supreme nachos wtf
puke: no ur hot
athena: broken chip
puke: hot
athena: gotta jet
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a quick update bc i have nothing better to do
dedicated to airguitars bc she's active af
"u loyal"
-a
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Fanfictionunknown: do u know the muffin man athena: what the fuck 2016 | @calumchaos [COMPLETED 3/25/16]