texts ☹ cth [completed]

sept

calum's pov

lukeass: what's been up ur ass lately

calum: i challenge thee to a duel

lukeass: what

calum: that's right u dildo

calum: im gonna barge into ur room with a white glove paler than ur dick and a wooden spoon so i can whoop u

lukeass: how do i

lukeass: what

lukeass: what did i do this time

calum: u stole my maple syrup to my pancakes

calum: my ranch on top of my salad

lukeass: um

lukeass: this morning u slapped me with a pancake of thats what u mean

lukeass: and it was my pancake

lukeass: then u took my maple syrup and threw it away

calum: NO SHE WAS MY MAPLE SYRUP AND U STOLE HER

lukeass: CHILL

lukeass: WERE TALKING ABOUT ATHENA ARENT WE

calum: OBVIOUSLY

lukeass: WELL COME BEAT ME WITH A WHITE GLOVE SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN

calum: I WILL

...

lucass: there's now a glove shaped print on my cheek and arms

calum: good

lucass: i wasn't serious when i said beat me with a white glove

lucass: where did you even find the glove

calum: i bought it

lucass: are u being serious rn

calum: very bitch

calum: stay away from my maple syrup

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this is kind of an okay update

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