calum's pov
calum: why did you leave the chat
goddess: bc i had a bad day and michaels sexist comments didn't make it any better
calum added 'hairless cat' to the chat
calum: don't worry athena i slapped him
hairless cat: it's true
hairless cat: i still have the mark
hairless cat: so abusive
athena: u deserved it
athena: sabrina the teenage bitch
athena: smh
calum: HAHAHHA
calum: that show
hairless cat: OFFENSE TAKEN
athena: AND YOY THINK SAYING BAD FACE AND A1 ASS ISNT OFFENSIVE ?????
hairless cat: I WAS MAKING A STATEMENT
athena: U KNOW WHAT
athena: THATS IT
athena: IM DRIVING DOWN ANOTHER 15 HOURS
athena: TO FUCKING FUCK U THE FUCK UP
calum: please do
hairless cat: PLEASE DONT
hairless cat: SORRYSORRYSORRY
athena: I DONT THINK SO CHIHUAHUA DICK
hairless cat: OH GOD
calum: sorry chihuahua dick you deserve this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
athena: see u soon twat waffle
hairless cat: shit
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hoW is everyone
-a
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