Supernatural OneShots

[SPN] Bloopers

(A/N): I was thinking about making Dean/Jensen, Sam/Jared and reader bloopers since I have Sherlock ones, I mean, yes. These are great ideas. 

Ideas courtesy of SPN's gag reel. Enjoy, googies!

Also, shout out to my best friend who helps me come up with this ridiculous stuff.

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"I'm supposed to be laying here, dead, but no, Jensen and Misha are being retarded right now!" I say out loud, hoping the director won't say that this is my fault, cuz it sure as crap isn't! 

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(still laying on the ground)

Cas walks in, and trips on my foot, making me flinch, complete with a squeaking noise. 

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"Sam, we need to-blah, blah, blah, stop doing that!" I say, trying to keep a straight face, while he's making stupid faces. 

"I'm sorry that you're not that great of an actress."

"Excuse me?" I say. I throw the nearest object at him which happens to be a fake beer bottle. 

"Shut up!" I say, chucking it at him.

He busts out laughing, and I find myself laughing too.

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"Hey, so this is the rock? It's kind of hard." Dean says, showing me a glowing blue stone.

I nod, then he says, smirking, "You know what else is hard? Look down."

I actually look down, and see the bulge in his pants, then glance at him, then back down, then back up to his face, making a grossed out face.

I say, pushing him away playfully, "Hey, you needa' chill out, dude!" We always end up, laughing.

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"How exactly am I supposed to be serious when Misha is over there eating toothpaste as Castiel!?" I say to the director, waving my hand in the direction of Misha. 

Misha just smiles, and some toothpaste falls out of his mouth, onto the floor.

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"Trying to act here is like trying to be completely boring! Jensen, Jared, and Misha are idiots! Every time they mess up a line, they go nutso! I always feel like I'm part of a circus. But they're all great guys, and I love them dearly. They're all my best friends, really." I say to the interviewer, who's getting a hold of us between shooting scenes. 

I look behind the lady, seeing Misha getting a pie slammed in his face by Jensen. They both start laughing hysterically, and I tell the interviewer lady, "Hold on, you might wanna' turn the camera around."

She does, and she jumps a little at the sight of Misha's creamy, white face.  

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Dean pulls me into his arms, and says, "Where do you think you're going?"

I pull my arms up, so that the outer part of them rest on his chest, and I gingerly touch his jawline. I say, "Obviously, I'm going hunting with you; I can't just sit, and do nothing."

Dean says, getting closer to my face, "No you're definitely not; I don't want you getting hurt."

"Did you just admit that you love me?" I whisper, my lips centimeters from his. 

I'm supposed to kiss him now, but I freeze. I don't know if I can do it. There's a long pause, and I'm completely surprised that the director hasn't stopped the cameras yet. 

Jensen (Dean) whispers, "You now you're supposed to kiss me right?"

I nod, replying, "I know, I just...I can't do it."

I notice something on his face, and add, "I definitely cannot do it; you're drooling like a dog!"

He reaches up to wipe his mouth, then says, "Oh wow, I'm sorry, that is just some weird thing I have. Now give daddy a kiss."

I squeal and he tightens his grip on me as I try to escape. I end up on the floor, him on top of me as he tries to kiss me. 

We finally get to the point where he has my arms pinned to the floor, and sitting on top of me. I squeak, "You're crazy!"

He says, "Oh come on, you like it!"

I smile, and he kisses me, letting me finally taste his lips. 

He pulls away, saying, "And that's how you kiss Dean, baby."

I lay there in some kind of bliss from the kiss, and watch him get off of me, and walk over to the director, who is smiling widely.

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(laying in bed next to Dean on back)

I look over at Dean, saying, "You see, Dean, I've got this issue"

I start to roll over, and a lot of water just leaks right out of my underwear. Dean keeps a straight face, while I start to giggle, saying, "My water broke."

Jensen starts laughing, saying, "That's definitely a problem!"