Aries: A loud angry ram
Taurus: A lazy bull
Gemini: Twins that never shut up
Cancer: A passive aggressive crab
Leo: A self-obsessed lion
Virgo: A clean freak mom
Libra: A judge
Scorpio: A mean scorpion
Sagittarius: A careless horse
Capricorn: A successful goat
Aquarius: A weird alien
Pisces: A baby fish
