Aries: Annoying but funny
Taurus: Secretly hates everyone
Gemini: Obsessive over food
Cancer: Adorable and happy
Leo: Smart and weird
Virgo: Only watches Netflix
Libra: Sporty but lazy
Scorpio: Probably planning murder
Sagittarius: Doesn't do anything
Capricorn: Irritating and cute
Aquarius: Super duper funny
Pisces: Lovable lil' kittens
