Aries: The signature Target bag.
Taurus: The rare blue plastic bag.
Gemini: That weird plastic bag that the newspaper is sometimes in when it gets thrown on your drive way.
Cancer: The take out bag with all the THANK YOU written all over it.
Leo: The plastic bag from when you ran into the gas station to get drinks.
Virgo:The holiday bag with all the prints and patterns on it.
Libra: The Safeway plastic bag.
Scorpio: All the scrunched up plastic bags stored under the sink inside the other bags.
Sagittarius: The plastic bag holding all the other scrunched up bags under the sink.
Capricorn: The Ziploc bag.
Aquarius The plastic bag where the police put evidence.
Pisces: The hefty trash bag that will never rip no matter what you put in it.
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I know this chapter was very unusual. But I just had to use it because it's hilarious.
