When my dares are slammed.
Lyle:IT'S BEEN A F---ING MONTH ALREADY, LET ME DO THESE DARES!
Pearl:Yes, we should-
Pearl, you were mean to somebody in some fan fiction. So we start with you.
Pearl:What?
Lyle: Admit that you wanted to make babies the human way with Jasper from the minute you saw her. 😏
Pearl:I... um...*blushes*
Do I need to bring up the roleplay?(Dude, we should start that again!)
Pearl:I HEARD THAT!
Amethyst: Yeah, um that was pretty much just Jasper talking about getting Pearl in bed while I tried to knock my self out with a cinderblock. And I'm pretty sure Lapis was screaming.g for Peridot to do her the whole time.
All involved: AMETHYST!
Lyle:Well, let's move on. Lapis, please unchain Jasper.
Malachite:Does this count?
You're not using the ocean...
Malachite:We've found common ground.
Lyle:Peri, go live with Bill and the Doritos.
Pearl:But-
Shut up. *snaps fingers*
Bill:Ugh, final-DO THE THING!
Bill Cipher:DON'T ITALICIZE IT!
Bill Cipher:BETTER.
Mabel:FRIENDS! COTTON CANDY!
Lion: *growls*
Dipper's:Guys! Have you dispelled the demon?
Everyone:No
Dipper:You seem strangely calm.
Amber:The only big thing she's done is poof us.
Aquamarine: Ugh, this guy. I still don't like him.
AND I'M STILL SHIPPING DIPEARL!
Amber:You screamed in my ears. Both of you.
Eh.
Lyle:Hey Peri.
Peridot: Yes you clod?
Lyle:I know what you did last summer.
Peri:SHUT UP YOU CRYSTAL CLOD!
1.You're technically a Crystal clod.
Lyle:2.I identify as a Mystic Clod.
3.Imperial Clod will also do.
Lyle:Imperial?
For Diamond, Emerald, Moonstone, and Sunny. I just feel like Imperial reflects their superiority .
Lyle:Cool.
What are your other dares?
Lyle:Use Black Pearl and Rainbow Quartz?
Black pearl and Angel Quartz:*appear as background charries*
Lyle:Steven, do you heart me?
Steven:Yeah 'U'
Lyle:Garnet, why you so British?
Garnet:*adjusts glasses* all awesome people are.
Lyle:Connie, are you Indian?
Connie:No, I just look Indian and have an Indian last name. OF COURSE I AM!
Lyle:Oh.
Lyle:Ame, Jasper is your sister. What are your thoughts?
Ame: Um, gems aren't related, so neither are we.
Eh. *shrugs*
Lyle:And lastly, Lapis and Peri, have either of you ever had a sexual thought or dream about Jasper?
All three:*blush*
We either hear a no, or take a yes.
Silence
Well then.
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Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
RandomWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
