First off, Lapis never drowned that gold fish.
Lapis:You can't drown a fish.
Maybe not, but it's a dare!
Lapis:*emo sigh* I dont even have a goldfish.
Lyle: fine, let's just go watch Bill and Dipper her married!
At the wedding
Do you, Dipper Pines, take Bill Cipher to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Dipper:No.
And do you, Bill Cipher, take Dipper Pines to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bill:DIE YOU MEATBAG!
Then by the power of shipping, I hereby pronounce you married!
Mabel:*throws glitter and flower petals* NOW KISS!
Dipper:No!
Bill:WHY ARE THEY CALLIN THE SHOTS?
Aquamarine:And since when is Genesis ordained? And why did I ask that?
Because Pearl's in the Shadow realm and Peridot and Garnet are living with penguins! I ran out of sensible people!
Lyle:So now Bill and Dipper have to be cute together and have twins!
Bill:UH UH! NO WAY! I WONT HAVE KIDS WITH PINE TREE!
Me, Mabel, and Lyle:YOU HAVE TO!
Dipper:How is that even possible, we're both guys.
Lyle:Well, I guess that would be an issue... lets just do the last dare. Aoki Arisu has to stop messing around and make me a sandwich!
Arisu:I am not bound by DARES
Lyle:NGGYYHHUUUUUU
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
De TodoWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
