LYLE'S DARES

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I couldn't think of a better Fifty chapters special.

Lyle:Why thank you. Now then, Jasper has to climb the empire state building like a gorilla and hold Steven.

Jasper:What's a gorilla?

Steven:Ooh, fun!

Two minutes later

Steven:NOT FUN! NOT FUN!

Jasper:Relax, I won't drop you, kid-*drops Steven* oops.

Lyle:*catches Steven* And Garnet has to go live with penguins!

Garnet:How long?

Never. Ever. Stop. And bring Peri!

Peridot: What's a penguin?

Garnet:They're birds. *carries Peri away*

Lyle:Next, we have to contact Pearl from the Shadow Realm!

Jasper:*falls to Earth* sounds interesting.

Lyle:*contacts Pearl*

Pearl:GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Jasper:Hiiiiiii Pearl!*flirty*

Lyle:You'll have to admit that I'm better first!

Pearl:Ugh. Fine. You're better.

Lyle:Thanks Pearl bye!

Pearl:WAIT NO-

Lyle:Now for some Gravity Falls dares-

I DARE ALEX HIRSCH TO CONTINUE THE SHOW!

Lyle:Well, I was going to have Mabel wear an ugly sweater-

Mabel:DONE!*wearing a green sweater with Orange polka dots*

Lyle:Wow. And I need Bill and Dipper to go on a date-

Bill Cipher:WOAH WOAH WOAH! NO CAN DO MAN! I CANT DATE PINE TREE. THINK ABOUT MY STREET CRED!

Dipper:*sighs* as much as I hate to admit it, Bill's right.

Mabel: OH WELL! SHIPPING TIME!

In some weird dimension.

Dipper: I am extremely uncomfortable.

Bill:YOU'RE TELLIN ME, KID.

Lyle:Now you need to GET MARRIED AND HAVE TWINS!

Both: *throw up* NO

DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED.

Bill:NEXT CHAPTER?

Deal!

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