Well, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour.
Sealia:It doesn't take an hour.
Pearl: And it's not fun.
Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
The first pic's up above because it wouldn't cooperate.
Garnet:I have no idea what I'm getting myself into.
Karma:But you gooooooooootta I came back as co-host again!
Garnet:*sighs* let's get this done and over with.
Sealia:Meanwhile, let's do the next dare!
Pearl:Excuse me! But the word cannibal implies that it was not intended for children.
So we'll only show your faces. Just look it up.
Pearl:*scoffs* Fine.
Pearl:
Pearl:
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Amethyst! Flip a table at The Doctor!
Ame: DUUUUUDE glad you're still around.
Doctor:Yes, well I have been known to-*receives a considerable sized coffee table to the abdomen*
Amethyst:Lol gullible I don't care about people
Steven:But you care about me!
Amethyst:eeeh fine.
Karma:Garnet?
Garnet:I can't tell if that was better or worse than I expected.
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Pearl:I'd rather not...
Peridot:Yeah! I'm all set
Lapis:Meh. *kisses pearl quickly then flies away before Jasper can complain.*
Peridot: Okay Jasper, let me just-
Jasper:*hits Peridot away*
Sealia:I will hit you with a stick.
Jasper:I don't want to!
Will you do it for a Scooby Smack?
Jasper:*What*
*force feeds her a Scooby snack*
Jasper:*kisses Peridot* Now give me more.
No. Next dare!
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Pearl:Haven't we learned our lesson about breaking and entering?
Now you see if wasn't quarter of midnight I'd flashback to every break in on Truth or Dare but no. Pearl:*sighs* Fine. But somebody has to stay here with Steven.
Dont worry, the camera men and I will stay!
Pearl:WHAT? WHY DO YOU GET TO STAY?
Duh because I'm the host. My fellow cohosts and I will just chill here.
Pearl:FINE.
Everyone:*slowly creeps into Sealia's room*
Aqua:Hey this isn't so bad.
Garnet:Watch out for the bear trap.
Aqua:What?
The camera switches to my fellow cohosts, Steven, and I enjoying some snacks while screaming is heard.
Honestly I expected a little more violence than this but then again it's 11:49 pm
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Steven:Is that all even possible? *does that cute thing where he squints and tilts his head when he questions reality because he is my SON*
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Garnet:Anything is possible with L O V E
Steven: Okay! *fuses w/ Clear Quartz*
Cleven Uniquartz:*is born*
Cleven:This is cool!
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Cleven:Awww *unfuses*
Steven:HEY AMETHYST!
Amethyst:HEY WHAT
Steven:Wanna buy a taco?
Ames:Do you even gotta ask? GIMME
Steven:Sorry we're out.
Ames:But-
Steven:OUT! WE ONLY SELL ENCHILADAS
Amethyst:THEN GIVE ME A DAMN ENCHILADA
Anyhow it is currently 11:58 pm and there is a cute human at drama club Goodnight
