Well, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour.
Sealia:It doesn't take an hour.
Pearl: And it's not fun.
Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
Steven:Who is this supposed to be about? I've never heard of Alexander Hamilton?
Stupid alternate timeline. Take him Karma.
Karma:*grins and drags Steven away*
Pearl:Genesis I'm beginning to have some extreme concerns about your choices. There is clearly an Explicit label on this album. It's not suitable for a child such as Steven.
Pearl Steven's literally my age.
Pearl:WHAAAAAAAAT?
We're both fourteen.
Pearl:ASDFGHJKL
Anyhow, listening to Hamilton will take a whole so we'll do our other dare now.
Peridot:I hardly see the appeal of these dares.
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The appeal is I get to kiss two of my wives.
Lapis:Let's just get it over with. *kisses me*
Peridot:I refuse to- *is forcibly kissed by me and shoved into Lapis*
God what's our fanfusion... CHRYSOCOLLA?
Chrysocolla:What.
You're pretty.
Chrysocolla:*blushes*
Karma it's been a couple of hours how is it?
Steven:IT'S AWESOME *crying*and sad *smiling* but mostly AWESOME
Who's your favorite?
Steven:I like like Angelica! *crying* She was just in love with Alexander but she wanted her sister to be happy!
Pearl:Well I'm glad you've enjoyed it but you're never listening again-
Karma:*slaps headphones on Pearl's head and plays Satisfied*
