When you read so much fan fiction you forget Steven Exists.
Steven:WHY CAN'T I BE IN FANFICTION?
Eve:BECAUSE MY STORY IS MORE IMPORTANT! This is Cloud.
Cloud:Hey.
Pearl:Is that the person from the.... comment section....
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Pearl:Okay. But it's after Eleven pm, and you have to hike up a mountain tomorrow!
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE, PEARL? Also, just a reminder that
Water23 is amazing. I've been up all night reading her stuff. I seriously wanna slap half these bitches.
Pearl:LANGUAGE!
Ame:Like who?
At the moment, you. And Emerald.
Emerald:What did I do?
Not you. Another Mystic Gems, btw.
Garnet:I don't look like that.
Amber:CAN WE PLEASE BREAK AQUAMARINE OUT OF JAIL?
Jaz:Me 'n Dot can-
Pearl:No.
Onyx:Yeah, well I'll do it! You're not my mom!
Pearl:Why you-
Onyx:*plays Mystic Gems theme* ...punches Pearls stupid face!
Pearl:I trust you not to-
Tape:That's why the other Crystal Gems can't trust...
Onyx:I got you beat.
Lapis:IT IS ELEVEN THIRTY AT NIGHT! I WILL DROWN YOU IF YOU DONT STOP SCREAMING!
Onyx: MURDER IS MY BIT!
Mars:SHUT THE HELL UP!
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Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
عشوائيWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
