Lyle:Okay then, Garnet. What would you be if Ruby was an Amethyst and Sapphire was a Pearl?
Garnet:An Opal.
Amethyst: Duh.
Lyle:Okay then Amethyst, why are you so immature?
Amethyst:*surprised*I....... I'm not immature! You're immature!
Pearl:She's self conscious.
Amethyst:PEARL!
Lyle:Pearl did you and Rose have smex?
Pearl:.....What?
Garnet:No, Pearl was always too salty.
*snickers*
Lyle:Dipper admit it you've been dating Bill this whole time!
Dipper: What? I-
Mabel:IT'S TRUE!*giggles* He always goes after unavailable girls because he likes guys!
Dipper:Mabel!
Dares!
Pearl has to watch Bill do illegal things!
Pearl:NO!
Bill:OOH, CAN I MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE THE BIRD?
Well what did you think we would have you do?
Bill:*robs the bank as Pearl*
Pearl:*has mouth taped shut*
Bill:THAT WAS FUN.
Lyle:Garnet, I dare you to fuse with Clear! Garnet! (From the alternate universe where the gems are clear)
Garnets:okay. *fuse*
Slightly clear Garnet:Here I am.
Hmm, kinda anti climactic.
Lyle:I dare Pearl and Jasper to fight.
Pearl:With pleasure. IHATEYOUJASPERIWISHWECIULDJUSTGETASTUPIDDIVORCETHEONLYREASONICANEVENBEARTOTALKTOYOUISOURCHILD!
Jasper:*crying* b-but I actually love you...
Lyle:Now Bill and Dipper gotta have dem babies.
Dipper:*sighs* How-
Bill:DONE..*snaps fingers*
Dipper:WHAT THE HECK?
Truths
Lyle:Bill do you looooooooove Dipper?
Bill:DEMONS CAN'T EXPERIENCE LOVE.
No fair! Dipper, do you looooooove Bill?
Dipper:I.... okay, you know what? I do. You hear that, world? I LOVE BILL!
Fangirls everywhere die
Lyle:Grunkle Stan, why did you lie about Dipper and Mabel's secret triplet? And that they're both adopted and secretly cousins? AND THAT BILL IS SECRETLY DIPPER'S DAD?
Twins:What?
Stan:Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh this interview is over. *throws smokebomb but can be clearly seen running offstage*
Everyone:*coughing*
Well, I think that's enough for one chap-
Lyle: You lost the list
Yes I did.
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
De TodoWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
