Okay, today we have the UnderGem au! But first, Lyle?
Lyle:Bill, Dipper, you guys have to actually acknowledge your children.
Dipper:Children? Yeah, no way!
Bill:SHH, PINETREE, MAYBE WE CAN SNEAK AWAY IF WE'RE REALLY QUIET AND TELEPORT THROUGH DIMENSIONS!
You're trapped in this dimension.
Bill:HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I see it typed out. You speak in capitals.
Bill:DAMN.
Lyle:Well fine. Since you guys don't love me anymore-
Dipper:Weneverlovedyoutobeginwith
Lyle:-I dare Pearl to forget about Rose and actually love Jasper!
Pearl:IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT JUST CAN'T BE-
*shoots her with a memory gun*
Pearl:Rose was in the past. I guess I technically am married. I'll give it a shot!
Jasper: YEEEESSSSS THANK YOU
And now, with no further ado...
Truth Or Dare™ Presents
UnderGem!
YES! NOW I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Lyle:Take it easy Paps.
Steven: -_- Bill is a flower.
Bill:WHAT? THUS IS EVEN MORE DEMEANING THAN BEING CALLED A DORITO! I'M A LOUSY FLOWER!
Lapis:Whoever decided to make me a fish; I'll kill you.
*hides*
Peri:What is that square contraption and why is it... dancing?
????:*dancing*
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Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
RandomWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
