Unfortunately...
Lyle:I NEED SOME DARES! LET'S MAKE PEARL EAT A PORCUPINE! LET'S MAKE AMETHYST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pearl:That sounds disgusting and unpleasant.
Amethyst:MAKE ME!
Bill:HMM, SOUNDS LIKE A FUN CHALLENGE. *removes her mouth*
Amethyst:mmph mmph mmph?
Now we just need... there... *shoves a porcupine down Pearl's throat*
Pearl:*screams because the porcupine is literally bigger than her entire throat*
Oh well.
Lyle:I dare everyone to eat nothing but fast food for a week!
Everyone:*groans*
Lyle:BUUUUUUTTTTT Myself, all cohosts, Dipper, Bill, Amethyst, and Steven, have to eat VEGAN FOOD
*drops to my knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Three days later
Everyone:*groans*
Aquamarine:I need..... more... kiddie meals... but mah body.....
Amber:We're gems. Not only do we not need to eat, but this will not affect our physical manifestations.
Except for Pearl, who poofed when I shoved a Porcupine down her throat.
Lyle:We need her for the last dare!
She'll be back!
Amethyst:*nudges a carrot with the place her mouth used to be*
Steven:I can't even have one French fry?
Garnet:No. Fast food isn't good for growing children such as yourself.
Steven:But you're eating it!
Garnet:*eats a French fry* I'm an adult.
One month later
So, now everybody's finally gotten back to their normal eating schedule... except for Amethyst...
Amethyst:MMPH!
And Pearl's still not back...
Pearl:*reforms*
Steven:PEARL! Wow, you're wearing yellow now!
(I'll include fanart next chapter)
Pearl:It would appear I am. Now then, what's the dare?
Lyle:MORE JASPEARL BABIES!
Pearl:no.
Jasper:Please?
Pearl:Maybe.
Check back next chapter for BABIEESSSSSSS
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Truth or Dare (Steven Universe) Two
RandomWell, it WAS Steven Universe... but now it's more like Genesis and Sealia's fun hour. Sealia:It doesn't take an hour. Pearl: And it's not fun. Everyone:Shut up Pearl.
