Hi Im back (that's if u noticed I was gone). I took a short break from this acc and used my time off to;
1. Cry larry tears
2. Stay up for the pillow talk video
3. Make a Gigi Hadid and Simon Cowell voodoo doll
4. Cry more larry tears.
5. RT every Zayn tweet to ever exist
6. Write Zayn smut
7. Scar myself with a Simon Cowell getting his butthole blow dried video
8. Indulge in the creepy conspiracy part of the directioner fandom (don't go there. They'll fuck w ur feelings)
9. Cry chemistry tears
10. Find out my cousin's sister is fucking around with her husband.
11. Binge watch Larry and fetus One Direction videos.
12. Cry over History
Guys we were supposed to be on a fucking break!1! But then again, when is it ever a break with Simon? Smh I've been hearing theories about Zayn not really leaving 1D and this all being a PR stunt and zayns album being the final album to free my niggas but I'm not going to tell you about it because if it ends up bullshit you will be fucking heartbroken as I probably will be also. Um I wanted a week off the Internet and everything to just think about a situation that has been happening in my life rn but I'm happy I didn't cuz fuck that I would've missed everything lol.
I'll be posting woke rants as usual starting tommorow morning but tell me what y'all think of my dad's song??? Of the Simon Cowell vid? Wassup fandom so much drama 😂
