Self-loathing and cold-weather.(Human!KARKAT X SUICIDAL!READER )

Planning phase 0: in action!

After school you went straight to Karkat's house. Karkat wasn't even home yet.

"Kankri!! Kakat's having friends over! If you hear some things that are weird just don't mind it!" You yelled as you entered.

Since you hang out here 24/7 you've grown accustom to Karkat's house and his older brother kankri.

Kankri was very kind, although he sometimes offended people without knowing, but otherwise he acted sort of motherly towards you and Karkat. He would legit make you cookies.

He walked out of the bedroom.

"What friends? Is it perhaps, people I'd know?"

You shrugged. "Maybe. They have older siblings so i'd imagine you would know them."

He sighed. "Okay, but please. Try not to use so much offensive language. Also sit up straight. It could be triggering to our guests for you to slouch. Another thing is your attire! It's completely informal yo-"

"Yeah,yeah! I got it!"

Karkat returned later and soon guests began arriving. Aradia, Sollux, Terezi, Kanaya, Dave, Rose, and John came. You'd expect them the most. You were mostly acquainted with them.

Vriska was last. She explained that she was "fashionably late". You just thought she most likely forgot about this meeting.

Everybody gathered around in the living room, curious to what you've got to say.

"So..." You say shakily. " I know that you guys somehow have strong feelings of friendship towards me...and I know that you guys know that Kristina is bullying me--severely--so I've gathered you here today to form a plan."

They're practically all at the edge of their seats. You smiled with glee.

"A plan of revenge."

Everyone practically exploded with joy. People were whooping, Vriska was hugging Terezi and Terezi was cackling.

Karkat even smiled a bit.

Soon the joyous outburst started to die down and it became silent.

"So, how're ya gonna do it?" Asked Aradia.

"Yes, we are very interested in how your planning to pull this off." Said Rose.

You bit your lip.

"Uhhh, actually I have no idea. I just thought we'd spread the news of her--er-- part time job around and see where it takes us.." You said sheepishly.

"Dude, you're going to need a plan of action. You can't just half ass it." Commented Dave.

"Vriska, what do you think?" Asked John. Vriska was the one you were hoping would help the most. She seemed the most vengeful one, she'd know just what to do.

"Hmmm. This one is a toughy!!" She stated."Kristina is a very hug in the popularity ranking. So we'd have to attack in little ways. Then lead up to one big, giant attack."

"JUSTICE WILL REIGN ON THE WEAK AND SMALL MIND GIRL!!" Screeched Terezi triumphantly.

"TEREZI, STOP FUCKING JUMPING ACROSS ME. I CANT BELIEVE ALL YOU ASS SNIFFERS, THIS PLAN IS TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY CRAZY YOU'LL NEVER PULL IT OFF, FUCKTARDS. I CAN'T BEl-"

"KARKAT VANTAS! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN! YOU EASILY TRIGGER SOMEONE WITH THAT PROFANITY AND  DOWN TALK!" Karkat's rant was interrupted by kankri's lecter.

Everyone snickered.

Kankri rushed into the room.

"Oh my! I forgot to ask for refreshments! I'm kankri by the way! Would any of you like anything to drink?" Said kankri hurriedly.

Dave raised his hand.

"You it apple juice? That would be the shit."

Kankri stiffened at his profanity, but being his usual, polite self; he ignored it.

No one asked for anything else, so kankri went to fetch Dave's apple juice.

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We talked for hours about the plan, getting very successful in the process.

The phases of the plan were set, now all we had to do it start it.

Kristina's face would be priceless. She wouldn't even walk on the same side of the sidewalk as you after you were done.

Revenge would taste sweet.

But you didn't know how wrong you were.

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(Short author's note!)

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! ;-))))))))

Soooo upd8!!! Little foreshadowing there for ya.

Anyways, upd8s are going to be shorter due to time and the story plot stuff.

Just a little heads up!!!!!!!!

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