So, I like spontaneously bursting into song, and sometimes people appreciate, and sometimes they don't. This first little chapter is for "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen :)
Me: *singing Bohemian Rhapsody without a care in the world...*
Random: Hey! Stop singing!
Me: *proceeds to air-guitar for mini instrumentals*
Random: Did you hear me???
Me: *Dramatically looks him RIGHT IN THE EYES, and puts hand in Random's face*
Me: *clears throat*
Me: "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPOT IN MY AHHH-AHHH-EYYYEEEEEE. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEE?????"
Me: "OHHHHH BABY. CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, BABY! JUST GOTTA GET OUT, JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Random: *stares*
Me: *stares back*
Random: Are you done?
Me: Yes, yes I'm finished! :)
(I guess you could say I had sass with class... CLASS LIKE A QUEEN. LIKE THE QUEEN. LIKE QUEEN!!! Or nah?)
The End
Note: I will be putting either pictures or YouTube clips/vids at the top so you can listen to the song from the featured joke. The picture will probably music-themed, while the videos might be super long OR super short. I just wanted to put the song in for those of you that don't know the song. Please, listen to the song (if you want) because then you can feel the feels that I feel!! :)
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