Greetings

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Featuring "Hello" by Adele, and the act of spontaneously bursting into song and puns at least twelve times in the span of an hour.

Me: *enters a class*

Me: "HELLO. IT'S ME."

OR

Me: *sees friend and yells from across hallway*

Me: "HELLO. IT'S ME."

OR

Random: Can anyone do this?

Me: *raises hand*

Me: "HELLO. IT'S ME."

OR

Me: *sees hot person*

Me: "HELLO. IT'S ME."

OR

Me: *finally asks crush of a bazillion years if he wants to go on a date*

Me: "HELLO. IT'S ME. I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET. TO GO OVER EVERYTHING."

The End

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