Featuring "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco, and a first-world problem that continually plagues the 21st century:
Closing doors.
dun dUN DUNNNNN!!
Me: *Just minding my business, chillin' in my room, my sanctuary, my crib*
(When lo and behold!!!)
Mom: *bursts into room, tells me to do something, and talks like teachers from Charlie Brown (gibberish and weird sounds)*
Me: *nods as if listening and responsible*
Mom: *leaves with the door gaping open*
Me: *slightly irked, but waits a few seconds to make sure the coast is clear...*
Me: *Clears throat...*
Me: "[I CHIME IN] HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?"
Me: *groans, gets out of bed, closes the door*
Me: "IT'S MUCH BETTER TO TAKR THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY!"
The End
Note: I'd never actually say this to my mom's face, simply because I have a pretty Catholic family that takes offense if you say anything past "crap", so yeah. HOWEVER, if at school with no teachers in sight or within like, 30 feet, I will NOT hesitate to yell this at you if you don't close a goddamn door!!!
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