Featuring "Sorry" by Justin Bieber, and the road to forgiveness (or pissing someone off) with overused apologies.
Me: *does something totally horrible*
Random: OMG!!! You're the worst! I'll never talk to you again!
Me: "IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?"
Random: WTF?! How am I supposed to forgive you? What makes you think that you deserve my forgiveness?
Me: "I HOPE I DON'T RUN OUT OF TIME. COULD SOMEONE CALL A REFEREE? 'CAUSE I JUST NEED ONE MORE SHOT AT FORGIVENESS."
Random: Your puns are horrible. NEVER.
OR
Me: *screws up in life, love, society, history of the world...*
Me: *looks to family, friends, and loved ones*
Me: "IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?"
OR
Me: *with friends and screws up*
Random: *sees*
Random: haha
Me: "IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY?"
Random: lol no I'm going to hold this against you FOREVER. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: ...dammit.
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So You Think You're Funny?: Jokes and Puns At Their Finest
HumorA compilation of both original and borrowed jokes and puns relating to music, pop culture, the world, fandom references, and other sources/subjects... May Include: Bad jokes/puns, Mild Swearing, Insults, Ingenuity, Facepalms, and other things. Enjoy...
