Featuring the "Pokémon Theme Song" from, well, Pokémon, and the existential crisis that arises from THE QUESTION...
dun, dUN, DUUNNNNN!!!
Me: *is on computer/phone/etc.*
Random: What exactly do you plan on doing with your life?
Me: *stops doing stuff*
Me: *looks up*
Me: *breathes heavily*
Me: *has an existential crisis*
Me: *clears throat*
Me: "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS."
Random: Oh no, not again.
Me: "I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE."
Random: Dear God, make it stop.
Me: "IT'S YOU AND ME. I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY. OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND."
Random: You're a doofus.
Me: "A HEART SO TRUE. OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!"
Me: "EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY WITH COURAGE I WILL FACE. I WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE."
Random: I only asked fo--
Me: "COME WITH ME, THE TIME IS RIGHT, THERE'S NO BETTER TEAM. ARM IN ARM WE'LL WIN THE FIGHT! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM!!!
Me: *air-guitars*
Me: *head-bangs*
Me: *punctures a lung*
Me: *gasps for dear life*
Me: How was that?
Random: Unnecessary, but admirable. Congrats! You're still a dweeb. Go back to your devices, you nerd.
Me: Gladly! ;)
The End
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So You Think You're Funny?: Jokes and Puns At Their Finest
HumorA compilation of both original and borrowed jokes and puns relating to music, pop culture, the world, fandom references, and other sources/subjects... May Include: Bad jokes/puns, Mild Swearing, Insults, Ingenuity, Facepalms, and other things. Enjoy...
