Think of Meeeeee

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Featuring "Angel of Music" from Phantom of the Opera, and some good ol' love.

Friend: Hey, I'm going to the bathroom. You wanna come with?

Me: *looks up* no thanks, fam. I'm good.

Friend: Okay, then. I'll go by myself then.

Me: Okay.

Me: "THINK OF ME. THINK OF ME FONDLY."

Friend: I'm going to the bathroom, you weirdo.

Me: I know. Think of me... Fondly ;)

OR

Mom: I'm going to the store to get some stuff. Is there anything you need?

Me: Nah, I'm okay for the moment. Thanks.

Mom: You sure?

Me: Yup.

Mom: Alrighty then! I'll be back!

Me: Okay! "THINK OF ME."

Mom: *wonders how she ended up with such a weird child*

The End

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