Featuring "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole, and the act of being a sassy little shit. :)
Random: Hey, where'd [random guy/girl] go? S/he was just here!
Me: *casually looks up from whatever*
Me: "SOOOOOOOMEWHERE!!! OVER THE RAINBOW! WAY UP HIGH."
Random: You're a sassy little shit, y'know that?
Me: *winks* "THERE'S A LAND THAT I HEARD OF ONCE IN A LULLABY."
Me: Maybe s/he's there?
Random: *hiss*
OR
Random: *is clearly in distress and not down to take sass*
Random: Hey, have you seen my [thingy/item/dinglehopper/whatever]?
Random: Where do you think it could be?
Me: *inhales deeply*
Me: *awkwardly stares at random person*
Me: *screeches*
Me: "SOOOOOOOMEWHERE!!! OVER THE RAINBOW! WAY UP HIGH."
Random: ...but like actually? Where is it?
Me: Dude, I don't know.
Random: *is exasperated*
Random: I'll never get those two minutes of my life that you so sassily WASTED.
Me: I hope you find your [thingy/item/dinglehopper/whatever]!!
The End
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So You Think You're Funny?: Jokes and Puns At Their Finest
HumorA compilation of both original and borrowed jokes and puns relating to music, pop culture, the world, fandom references, and other sources/subjects... May Include: Bad jokes/puns, Mild Swearing, Insults, Ingenuity, Facepalms, and other things. Enjoy...
