Featuring "Breakeven" by The Script, and the art of dying with grace. "Breakeven" is for everyone and everything, whether you just woke up, or you ran a mile.
Me: *stays up until the butt crack of dawn*
Me: *sleeps for like, three hours*
Me: *wakes up*
Me: "I'M STILL ALIVE, BUT I'M BARELY BREATHING."
OR
Me: *is at school*
Me: *heads to next class*
Me: *tries climbing the stairs*
Me: "I'M STILL ALIVE, BUT I'M BARELY BREATHING."
OR
Me: **starts stupid running activities*
Me: *does stupid running activities*
Me: *is out of breath*
Me: *is actually on the verge of an asthma attack*
Me: "I'M STILL ALIVE, BUT I'M BARELY BREATHING."
OR
Random: Hey, you wanna hang out at my house?
Me: Omg yes! Let me ask my parents.
Me: Hey, can I go t--
Parents: *in unison* nope
Me: *cries*
Me: "WELL I GOT TIME WHILE [S]HE'S GOT FREEDOM."
The End
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So You Think You're Funny?: Jokes and Puns At Their Finest
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