Me: Louis... This is mathew... NOW TELL HIM TO LEAVE
Stupid Boy: SO THIS IS THE FAMOUS LOUIS I HAVE HEARD ABOUT I AM SUCH A FAN
Louis: oh why thank you Mathew
Louis: Noelle this boy is such a charm
Me: LOUIS
Me: YOUR SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR GIRLLLLFRIENDDDD
Stupid Boy: woah woah woah noelle geeze I am just being nice
Louis: HEY
Louis: NOBODY IS NICE TO MY GIRLFRIEND BUT ME
Louis: EVERYONE ELSE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO HER BECAUSE SHE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL
Me: honestly I don't know whether to be flattered or not
Stupid Boy: well Louis
Stupid Boy: I don't want to be an asshole to noelle
Louis: just be an asshole Mathew it makes me feel betterrrrr
Me: Louis your being a bit of an ass
Louis: no that's not the objective HE is supposed to be the ass Noelle
Stupid Boy: I really don't want to do this
Me: just don't he's having a moment
Louis: -_- no. I am not.
Stupid Boy: maybe I should just go...
Me: nope. You stay
Louis: actually ya you should go
Me: no. HE SHOULD STAY
Louis: GO AWAY MATHEW
Me: NO MATHEW STAY
Me: oh won't you STAY WITH ME
Louis: ...
Stupid Boy: ...
Stupid Boy: lol terrible timing
Louis: oh why won't you
Louis: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Hayran KurguNoelle and Louis's relationship continues but this time Louis has competition. Louis: have you ever been strangled Asshole: no... why Louis: well then TODAYYY IS YOUR LUCKY DAYYYY
