Floating To An End

Typical Dirt

Dirt. What's up with it? People like, hate it or something. I mean, yeah, its brown like poop, but poop is brown mushy smelly chewed up food. And dirt is much better. Its nature. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less. People just hate it for some reason. I obviously don't. But that big amount of people that hate it proudly includes my mom. Today, I was wrestling with my dog, Panther, in the yard, and we got sooo dirty. But neither of us cared. My mom said I looked like him. Ugh. My mom is so rude. She can't learn any manners. Then again, neither can I. Still, if she wanted a clean child, then she should've just not had a child in the first place. Well, i'm not an only child. I have 5 older siblings. So sucks to be her. My mom, that is. So i'm gonna go from oldest to youngest. First, my oldest sister is, well, different. There's that typical teenager, then there's her. She is feared by EVERYONE. She is a total emo chick, too. She's nearing college. Her name is Hayli. Next is Katie. She is basically your average teenager when it comes to life, but when it comes to hilarity and personality, she is amazing. She is funny and a little confusing. It's hard to explain, so you're just gonna have to see for yourself. After her is Dan. He spins color guard, so he is freaking intimidating. And Angel. She is a totally civilized person who tries to look beautiful every day. I never said she failed. She goes to my school and is super popular. People clear the way when she walks down the hall. Except me, I run into her. And then there's me. You'll get to know all of us. Anyway, hi, i'm Secalia and I gain a power you probably really want, but will never have. And it is AWESOME! All you have to do is...
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HAI!!! THIS IS MEH, THE AUTHOR! So like, the people are based off of real people in my life. The main character is like me. (Not really o3o) And yeah.