One Direction Preferences

He accidenty sends a text to one of your family members

He accidenty sends a text to one of your family members... Dirty text. ;)

Louis to your brother...

L- hey you wanna pick up some more condoms, you made me use the last six last night!! Lol ;)

YB- um...

L- I know it's weird but I don't know which one you said your favorite was...

YB- I'm straight mate... Sorry to burst your bubble. :/

L- shit I'm so sorry (y/b/n). This was meant to go to (y/n). :/

YB- yeah you might want to check the caller id next time...you probably are lucky u didn't have this convo with me and my sisters dad. You wouldn't have anything to put a condom on if he read this. Haha

L- yeah...your dad scares me. So don't tell him please.

YB- I won't tell if ... You tell me how you get a girl to go six times with you in one night.

L- a man never tells

YB- okay I just call dad...

L- OKAY OKAY... I will tell you.

Harry to your dad. (Awkward) and picture your dad more the funny type if he's not

H- I finally found your panties babe. ;)

Dad- I don't wear panties.

H- when your around me you don't ;)

Dad- so your telling me (y/n)s not a virgin?

H- babe you don't have to use your name to refer to yourself... And you weren't a virgin when I met you.

Dad- WHAT?!

H-why are you... Oh my god Mr (y/l/n) I'm um this I'm soo sorry.

Dad- what are you and my daughter doing?

H- um...

Dad- I knew you were a horny bastard!

H- I'm 19 of course I am. :/

Dad- do you like your balls son?

H- um yeah I guess.

Dad- then I advise you to stop having sex with my daughter.

H- yes sir. :(

Dad- I'm serious if I... Just don't get her pregnant you understand me?

H- yes sir and again I'm so sorry. I never meant to send you this.

Dad- this conversation never happened. And you better not even touch my daughter when your around me.

H- well Christmas this year is going to be awkward. And I won't lay a hand in her.

Dad- when I see you next we're going to have a little chat.

H- yes sir :(

Liam to your mom/mum

L- hey baby I got a present today when I was thinking of you ;)

Mum- Liam dear I don't think you should call me baby. And what did you get? :)

L- sorry I know you like to be called dear sorry. But anywho I got a nice 10' inch hard stick ;).

Mum- and your happy why?

L- you gave me a boner while I was at work. Why are you so confused?

Mum- Liam sweetheart this is (y/n)s mum not (y/n).

L- oh my god I'm so sorry... I don't even know how I did that. In my phone your name is ....Harry that bastard. He changed all my contacts names last night when he was playing on my phone.

Mum- Oh well you should probably change it back because I really would prefer not to receive smut text from my daughter's boyfriend.

L- I just did. Again I'm so sorry.

Mum- Liam don't be so hard on yourself it happens. Just tell me have you and (y/n) done the deed already?

L- of course not :/

Zayn to your younger sister

Z- how's my cowgirl?

YYS - what?

Z- did you forget how hot you are when you ride your pretty little pony? Or in your case 'big pony'. ;)

YYS- (y/n) has a pony! I didn't know that! What's her or his name?

Z-what?

YYS- what's the ponies name?

Z- who the fuck am I talking too?

YYS- Zayn that's a bad word.

Z- (y/y/s/n) I um didn't mean to send you that message or all the others. Forget what I told you.

YYS- but I wanna know what's your ponies name is!

Z- haha well I think you should ask your sister that question.

YYS- okay!

Niall to your older sister

N- you sore babe? ;)

YOS- yeah actually I did a lot of exercising yesterday. How'd you know?

N- I was there?

YOS- oh you go to the gym downtown too?

N-no I go to town in my bed ;)

YOS- Niall I don't like you that way.

N- babe?

YOS- stop calling me that I have a boyfriend Niall!

N- oh my god! I'm so sorry (y/o/s/n)! I meant to text (y/n)!

YOS- I had a feeling. Well I really don't need to know you and my sisters sex life... So I'm gonna go now.

N- yeah I'm really sorry again.

Hahaha I love these the next is yet to be determined. So I will try to update today.