The Relationship Status: The Big Day (2)

Jennifer

It's official. I'm married. I am officially married to Jordan (Never thought I'd say that...)! This is so weird. Last night was the first time I actually went to bed with him. It was... different. He wanted to snuggle the whole night so it took me a second to get comfortable 'cause he didn't want to let go! I love him unconditionally, but personal space man. I had trouble sleeping last night from the excitement and Jordan's arm a little too tightly wrapped around me. Not to mention Jordan's "hidden talent" of extra loud snoring... Maybe it wouldn't have been too bad if it wasn't in my ear... And maybe if he didn't fart while accidentally suffocating me under the covers with it, it wouldn't have been all bad, right?

Ok, well maybe we just need to set some ground rules is all. Jordan couldn't do that every night. Well, I was wrong...

That same night, Jordan sits up in bed at 1 in the morning(The one time I could actually go to bed and sleep!), and gets his pizza box that he ordered that evening and he's smacks his pizza obnoxiously loud while he eats a slice. Not to mention the fact that he whispered, "yummmm" like a dork at Chuckie Cheese did not help at all.

That's it. I thought. I sit up, not saying anything and swipe his pizza away from him before he takes another gross-smacking bite. And as soon as he notices, I throw it right into the trash can along with the rest of the box. Then I figured I could shut him up by kissing him a whole bunch, but I was wrong again...

Jordan just stares at me afterward. And after his long daze, he turns on the TV extra loud!

Bummer.

At this point, I give up on life and I walk to the building across from us and sleep on Donnie and Stephanie's hotel couch for the rest of the night. I'm a little concerned now for Jordan and I's relationship. Was it a bad idea to marry him? Nah, a little thing like sleep shouldn't get in the way. I bet being with him for the rest of my life was the best decision I could've ever made!

Cut to now, um, I might've not've told Donnie and Stephanie that I came into their hotel room... So if they wonder. So by the time I woke up, they were just now waking up and there are no dividers in the room either. And Stephanie was just being all flirty while laying on top of Donnie while playing with his hair for a little bit. From the way she played with it, they looked so cute and peaceful, and his hair look like a peach fuzz. I had no idea he had thin hair until this point.

But I started feeling a little awkward at this point since they were being all like "Good morning, my handsome husband." and "Good morning my beautiful wife." So, I cleared my throat to show my presence, but they got a little bit more startled than a thought...

They said in unison, "Jennifer!?" And Stephanie accidentally rolled onto the floor. Oops...

Donnie gritted his teeth, "Are you ok? We haven't invested in life insurance, yet. And it's only day one of marriage!"

Stephanie says muffled, "I think I'm fine. Just annoyed that somebody intruded our honeymoon!" She finally get's off the floor. "What the crap were you thinking, Jennifer!?"

"It's not my fault!" I shouted back. "I couldn't sleep last night because Jordan was acting like it was a Friday night for himself!"

"But I was testing you!" I jump up from the couch and Jordan walks into the room (How did he get a room key??).

I get frustrated, "You were...what?"

"You heard me, it was a test. And you passed! Well, at least I think so... I dunno if I should take off points for you running away."

I groan, "Jordan, this was not how I pictured my first day of marriage with you! I wanted to have a peaceful night with you after all of the chaos! Ugh..."

I think he was becoming sympathetic now, "Oh... I'm sorry, Jennifer. I'll make it up to you, tonight."

"You will?" He grabs my hand and kisses it like the 15th century or something. It was sweet! I wonder what he's got planned. He probably doesn't and he'll just wing it. Knowing my luck...