Ghirahim's My Roommate? (Arc 1)

2. What's the Big Deal?

Reina: Big shoutout to FanficsbyDori for the awesome cover!

And now, on to the story!

Aryll

"Hello there random homeless dude!" I said to the man on our couch.

He looked at me, got up, and smiled. "Why, hello there Aryll! I am the fabulous Lord Ghirahim! And it's good to see you too, Link."

"Ghirahim," Link muttered, "What are you doing in our home?"

"That's Lord Ghirahim to you," Ghirahim snapped, and when he started to talk, he moved his hands around dramatically. "And now let me explain. I found this place all abandoned and dusty when I was passing through one day. The door wouldn't let me through, so of course I blasted it open."

"YOU WHAT?" Link asked in horror. I tilted my head slightly. What's wrong with Ghirahim? He seemed harmless to me.

"I wasn't done," Ghirahim sighed. "After blowing open the door, I walked in and saw the sorry state of the place. So I thought, 'I'll fix this place,' and I slowly restored this place to its former glory. And I also fixed the door, in case you're wondering."

Link breathed out a sigh of relief.

"But that pungent odor of closed houses would not go away, so I put in flowers to make the smell disappear!" Ghirahim said in exasperation, pulling his arms down as if he was begging for a second, then he stood up straight.

"Ha!" I pointed at Link. "I was right!"

He raised his eyebrow. "You said 'thief,' not 'dangerous man that is completely wacko'."

"That's the 'Fabulous Lord Ghirahim' to you!" Ghirahim snapped at Link.

"Whatever," Link replied back.

"I had no clue that you were arriving today, so of course I am not wearing my fabulous outfit, but tomorrow-"

"Wait," Link interjected quickly. "How did you know that we were arriving here?"

"Vaati told me," Ghirahim responded calmly. "And don't interrupt me again!" He said as he shot a spell at Link, who happened to dodge it quickly.

"Who's Vaati?" I asked.

"A mentally insane sorcerer," Link said in horror.

"One of my dearest friends," Ghirahim said smiling.

"No wonder Vaati's nuts," Link said. "He knows you."

"I'M NOT CRAZY!" Ghirahim yelled at Link. Then Ghirahim regained his composure. "It's getting late, and the two of you need sleep." He clapped his hands twice. "Vaati!"

A burst of wind entered through a window nearby me. Then a man who looked younger than Link stood in front of me.

"Vaati? What are you doing in a butler outfit? And why do you still have your hat?" Link asked.

Vaati smiled. "I thought I would try something new. Anyway, it's bedtime for the two of you, so I'll lead you to your rooms."

Link huffed. "Don't you dare treat me like a-"

Vaati grabbed Link's arm and proceeded to drag a screaming Link upstairs, and I followed them.

After climbing two flights of stairs, Vaati opened a door and shoved Link in it. "Goodnight." Vaati said as he closed the door in front of a speechless Link. Then he turned to me. "You're room is behind you. Allow me to open it."

Vaati raised his hand, and wind began to circle it. I ducked, and the wind left Vaati's hand and caused my door to open.

"That's so cool!" I yelled.

Vaati smiled. "I'm glad that you like my spells. Now go to sleep. We have much to discuss in the morning."

I went to my room and closed my door. Then I leaped on my bed and began to smile.

This is going so awesome! I can't wait for tomorrow!

Reina: Aryll, you poor, naive child. You have yet to walk in your brother's footsteps... Yet you happen to be one of the funniest to write about. The other one is Link.

Anyway, this is my headcanon for Ghirahim... And why does Wattpad think that Ghirahim is the misspelling of highchair?

Do you think it's weird that Vaati is wearing a butler costume? (I've seen him doing weirder things...)