Costco Kisses

She's a badass?

How the fuck was I going to climb up a house? All I wanted to do was work on this stupid history project. APUSH homework a.k.a. boring as all hell.

I have to admit though, this Kyla chick was pretty cute, and I'd tap that if she didn't go to my school. I don't usually like to fuck around with girls from my school becuase it starts too much drama.

Kyla looked to me hopefully next to the dense bushes we were hinding behind, her brown eyes piercing into my almost black ones.

"Here's the plan..." Kyla went on to explain to me how I would go around the side yard while she distracted her dad and jump the fence, then I'd climb up the drain pipe and she'd unlock her window and I'd climb in.

"Are you insane?" I asked, she wanted me to do some mission impossible shit. No way would my lanky ass be able to get up the drain pipe.

"No, just...resourceful," she smiled at me and ushered me to walk on the other side of the street. Once she got up to where her dad was she hugged him really big then made him turn and face the house. She mouthed to me to 'run up next to the house'. Before I made my way over I saw her face contort. I brushed it off and I did as I was told. I jumped the fence no problem.

Now was the hard part.

There was a 17 foot drain pipe that wasn't more than two or three inches wide and I was supposed to climb up it? Like I said before, insane. Here goes nothing.

I stepped onto one of the brackets holding the pipe to the house and it creaked uncomfortably loudly. I slowly grabbed onto the next, and the next. I did this until I got the window on the top floor right next to it right when the pole makes a horrible screeching noise and I looked down.

Bad idea.

The ground started zooming in and out as the pipe kept screeching loudly in my ear. I was about to fall.

Suddenly the window opened. It was Kyla.

Thank God, I felt like I was about to pass out when I climbed into the room. I laid on the ground for a second with my eyes closed to catch my breath. Before I looked at Kyla and inspected my surroundings. This room looked far too pink and prissy to be owned by a girl who just asked me to climb up her drain pipe.

Suddenly, Kyla and a smaller Kyla looked into my eyes from above.

"Ready to go to my room?" bigger Kyla questioned and laughed. I kept inspecting smaller Kyla as I picked up my backpack and followed bigger Kyla to her room.

Once out of the room I asked "Mind explaining the smaller Kyla in there?"

She laughed "That was my sister, people say we look alike but, I just don't see it."

"Really, cause you guys look like fucking twins," I said and started laughing expecting her to laugh too, but she didn't. What she did was push me up against her wall, holding me still with her forearm. She whispered sternly:

"Don't talk so loud, my dad will hear you!" Her expression a mix of harshness and excitement.

I personally found this very attractive. I may have false judgment because she was fine as hell and I don't have much self control when it comes to chicks like her.

She let go of me and we finished the walk to her room.

Once we arrived I noticed she had a ton of posters of bands I had never heard of, looked like she liked emo or indie music of something. She had a nicely made up bed and a desk in the corner.  I set my backpack down on her bed and sat at the desk. I pulled the poster out from my backpack and laid it out on top of the desk.

"Ready?"