Costco Kisses

cute but then oh no

I woke up on a red carpeted floor. I sat up and bleached white hotel sheets moved with me as I looked around the room. Underwear and other clothes were flung all around the room. I immediately remembered what I did last night.

Shit.

I grabbed some jeans and a t-shirt then limped over to the bathroom. Right as I closed the door I heard a female voice call my name.

Shit.

Okay how am I going to get out of this situation. I could just freshen up then get a ride home from Allison, or I could climb out the window, grab a taxi and not have to deal with what happened last night. Ah fuck it.

I splashed water on my face and looked up in the mirror.

"Do I always look this shit?" I asked myself as I rubbed my face.

"So you are in there!" I heard Allison shout as I brought my hand up to my forehead. I'm such a fucking idiot.

"Ah no I'm not!" I said as I put a loose fitting shirt over my bare chest seeing as I didn't have time to grab a bra from outside.

"Oh yes you are! Let me in!" She said pounding on the door with a silly tone in her voice. I felt so bad, she thought we were playing around.

I tried to pull the jeans over my legs but it would only fit over one seeing as the cast added a few extra inches to my leg. Okay I guess I'm going pantless.

To give a description of how I would look to a stranger I was wearing a gigantic shirt, obviously not wearing a bra in purple underwear with a gigantic cast on my leg. And I was going to run outside looking like this. Y'know there are public indecency laws Kyla! My conscience nagged at me as I debated if it really was the best idea.

This is something Tajon would do... NO I was not going to be like him. He is a fucking pig and I hate him with all my might.

"Kyla! I could get the owner and just have him open the doors, you realize this right?" Allison said as she pounded on the door more. She had been going for a solid 5 minutes.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna run outside in panties and a t-shirt. Sure, okay. I amped myself up as I looked in the mirror.

I unlocked the door and Allison swung it open wildly, hitting herself with it. I took this opportunity to run out of the bathroom. Except I wasn't running I was laying on the floor. You see it's not that easy running while you have a leg brace.

"What are you crazy?" Allison shouted at me as I turned to my back.

"First of all you are in your underwear and I can totally see your entire boob in that shirt," I laughed a little then stopped because it hurt after I just fell and hit the ground like a brick.

"Second of all, you look super fucking hot like this and I am seriously questioning my moral beliefs and third of all," as she shouted those words I looked up and saw her face turn bright pink. My god she's hilarious.

"Why are you running from me?" Her voice got really quiet and she crossed her arm over her bra covered chest. That's when I realized she was wearing my bra. So that's where it went.

"You stole my bra!" I said and started laughing. After a while Allison started laughing as well. Next thing you knew we were both laying on the floor heaving and crying seeing as we hadn't stopped laughing for eight minutes.

"God we are such idiots," I said as we finally stopped laughing somewhat after a good fifteen minutes.

"You know why you are so much better than Tajon?" I asked as Allison got up and put the TV onto the news.

"Why is that?" she said and giggled a little at my sudden comment after a while of silence.

"You get me out of bad situations," I said and Allison immediately stopped laughing. "Tajon was always adding water to a grease fire, making things exponentially worse just as they started going downhill, you put out the grease fire like a smart person would."

"Okay...shit," Allison said as she opened the blinds exposing my bare legs to the open world.

"Sorry but it's true, you're smart, you're good for me."

Allison walked away from the blinds and sat on top of my stomach, she was light so it didn't hurt much. And she kissed me. And this kissing was not like last night, no this was pretty. Last night was needy, I-can't-believe-I-waited-this-long-to-make-a-move-on-you rough kisses, whereas this was nice wow-I-like-you-so-much kisses. Long and sweet. I smiled into the kiss.

"What's so funny?" Allison said kissing in between words.

"Your stupid face," I laughed out as Allison moved her head back in laughter.

"Very funny cotton headed monster," She giggled as I sat up to get better leverage on her. I shut her up by grabbing her lower back and pulling her as close to me as I could and kissed her deeply before she continue with her bad jokes and puns.

"well okay cotton head," She said while I took a break for air. I started laughing again. I grabbed her but so she was even closer to me if it were possible.

And right about then was when the news ruined everything.

"A body has been found on the banks of the San Diego River, police believe it is a middle aged man. They do not have an ID on the victim but they have located his car and have pointed out that it is a blue ford focus with an Obama/Biden sticker on the back bumper."

I would know that sticker anywhere. It was my dad's. He made it on a website especially for himself. He put it everywhere. His car, his doorway, the one I remembered the most-on his belt.

That was my dad that was found on the banks of the San Diego River. That was my dad who they hadn't ID'd.

"Oh my god..."

That's when everything truly went to shit.