Saved By A Man In A Cowboy Hat

A Looker

Jason's pov

We found a time to catch up so me and Megan are out front talking while CJ and her daughter Samantha play tag and stuff. Miranda went grocery shopping. "That boy is just adorable. And he looks just like you. How long have you and Miranda been together?" Um. "It's going on four years almost. And actually darlin' he's my adopted son. He's her brother." Her eyes go wide in surprise. "You're kidding!" I shake my head. "He's still my son though." I add sternly. She smiles. "Of course." "So ya know what I do. What'd you do with your life?" I ask, leaning back in my chair and sipping a beer. "School teacher. I teach first grade." Miranda's car pulls up. She looks annoyed though. I walk over. "What's wrong babe?" I ask, helping her with the bags. "It turns out you're not the only guy who's turned on by a pregnant woman." She mutters. What?! "They didn't do anything did they?" "He just kept staring at me and rubbing his crotch." She gasps then shudders. That's disturbing. "Let's just forget about it. You'll never see him again." I say. We carry the bags in. "He works there. So I don't wanna go alone." "You won't. And if I see him, I'll kick his ass." She smiles. Megan and Samantha go back home. I turn on the outdoor channel for buck commander. The theme song comes on and CJ comes running. I laugh slightly and he sits beside me. "Hey baby, buck commander is on!" I call. The house is silent. Hm. "Wait here buddy. I'm gonna go find Sissy." "Ok." I go outside and see the barn door open and a lantern burning. I walk over and find her doing what she does when she's worried about something: Counting my farm supplies. "Baby what are ya doin'?" She sighs. "I know somethin' I'd buggin' ya. You only do this when you're upset." I say, walking over and hugging her. "Just that creepo at the grocery store has me on edge." She whispers, her head on my chest. I'm taking care of this douchebag. "Come on honey. We're going to that store so you can point him out. I'll take care of him." She smiles. "Thanks, Jay." "Of course sweetheart. Only I can look at you like that." She laughs. "Ok dirty mind, let's go get CJ."

*later*

"That's him." She whispers, pointing. "I'll take care of him." I say, furiously stomping over to him. "Hey bub! You like freaking my wife out, you pervert!" He turns around. "What are ya talkin' about?" Then he sees her. "Oh jeez!" "Yeah, oh jeez. If I ever see you lookin' at my wife again in ANY way I'll kick your ass and bury ya in my backyard! Got it!?" I yell throwing him against the wall. "Yeah yeah okay!" He gasps, hiding his face. "You cowardly douchebag!" I throw him down and walk back to my family. "Wow! Dad that was awesome!!" CJ shouts. I laugh and pat his head. We go back home. CJ fell asleep on the ride home so I put him in his bed. I walk into our room and my jaw drops. "Whoa baby." I gasp, staring at her hot self. "You actin' all badass is what turns me on." She says, walking over and grabbing my shoulders. I smile. "I like where this is going." I mumble, flinging my arms around her waist. I kiss her hard and she smiles in the kiss. I back her up onto the bed. "You're so damn hot." I whisper.