What happened to my dad?

The Beautiful Amet

The day I met Amet was the day my life changed forever. I was out for my daily walk when I found a dead dog on the side of the road. Immediately I got a huge erection. I wanted to pick it up and take it home so I could choke the chicken there but my dick was so painfully obvious that I just had to do it there. I quickly tore off my pants, crouched down next to the dog, and started wanking like there was no tomorrow. It felt really nice. An hour passed and I was still spanking my monkey to it. Many people walked by and pretended not to notice, it probably helped that I had a gun. five minutes passed and someone in a purple chicken costume approached me. I was about to raise my gun when I realized he was taking off his pants.

"It's good to see other people taking an interest in dead animals." He says while lubing up his XXL dick.

I nod and continue. we were at it for about 8 hours until we finally came. We put on our pants and introduced each other. Amet told me that he was homeless and didn't have much. Since I had a great time with him I decided to invite him to live with me. He said he was roommates with someone named Matt, but what he didn't know was that now I owned him and he cannot escape. We came home and drank from the finest bleach. We then talked about school shootings and laughed a lot. ever since that night life has been an adventure. We've had some troubles, like when Connor wanted to watch Arrow with us for 3 weeks straight, and we had to hold up a bank just to make him stop. then there was the one time we killed an entire African village by poisoning their chocolate rivers, but that story is for later.