The Zesty Zach

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Zach is the most beautiful elegant creature you could ever see. Legend says that he had the ability to fly, but gave it to birds because he felt bad for those worthless pieces of shit. When I first met him he was banging ten bitches at once. He was like, really going at it. Zach the pussy destroyer amiright ladies? One night I was at a club I was alone at the bar. I noticed a bunch of commotion behind me, but the bleach I was drinking was fineeeeeeeeee. Then I saw bare ass and I was excited. Zach was in the middle of everything and I was about to approach when Zach pulled out a gun and shot everyone. He spared me because he ran out of bullets. 

He kinda made friends with Connor. I mean we don't mind it, but still. and lately Zach has been kinda getting farther and farther away from us. Last week I asked if he wanted to kill some prostitutes with me, and he said no, and that's his favorite thing to do! I wanna find out whats going on. I don't wanna lose someone as important as Zach, he's too badass. Lately we have all been planning on talking to him to see what the deal is. hopefully all goes well.

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