What happened to my dad?

Fun at the beach

The next week all decided to go to the beach. Our intentions were not to relax, to swim, or to socialize, but to beach a whale and gang rape it. Of course Nic called the blow hole, and we all found another hole to fuck. shit was great, even better when it finally fucking died. Everything was going well until the event that made everything not so well that made my day shit and it was bad.

"TITTYFUCK!" I heard coming from a life guard station.

Oh fuck I thought. It was worse than if all of our squirrels had come back to life and wanted to kill us. I would have actually preferred that. But it wasn't, it was much worse. It was Connor Savage. Connor fucking Savage. I hated my life.

"EVERYONE RUN" I yelled running towards my sick sick sick sick motorcycle (I can do flips and cool shit hmu if you're cool enough) 

Abby looked up immediately and understood. she grabbed Zach, Tanner, and Amet, and wore them on her back as she ran. Nic left his pants behind as he hopped onto the back of my motorcycle. Abby was being a little slow, but Connor was slower. she finally made it to her rad race car and put Zach, Tanner, and Amet in their cool race cars (Nic's race car is in the shop). We all drove and I did a back flip off a ramp (it was fucking rad you should have seen it). We made it home safe and got inside. There was like 65 voice mails on our answering machine, all from Connor, asking if we had watched Flash the night before. We hadn't. I started to read the news paper to see what was new. Nothing really worth mentioning. I mean, if 'Local Boy Eats Condoms Everyday' is interesting, then I might consider suicide.

One thing that has been bothering me was that lately Zach has been acting strange. He's been more quiet and been going out more. I think soon I'll have to get everyone together to see whats going on. We don't need him suicidal like Tanner. I wonder what it's like to be in Tanner's head. What does he see? is it just nooses everywhere? What is inside that head of his? either way, it's probably really fucked up.