Ten Pigeons and I Only Get a Lemon

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After the battle we had a huge 2 week celebration back at the abortion clinic. There were women, beer, doggos, woman doggos, fetuses, and everything else you could imagine. Amet lost his penis in the battle but Nic donated a couple inches so he could feel whole again. Speaking of Nic he has been different after the battle, he's been leaving the house a lot with Amet which is weird because if they wanted to fuck they could do it in front of us. Maybe they want some privacy, I don't know. Also he has been really controlling and won't give us a reason why. I'm loyal to our king but I don't know if the others will tolerate this for much longer.

It's been 3 weeks since the battle now and nic has ordered us and some "migrant workers", as he calls his Vietnamese Slaves, to build up walls around the Clinic and had us remodel the operation rooms into our personal chambers, and the lobby into his throneroom. It looks super duper cool his throne has swords and fire and cool stuff it's totally rad fam you should see it. Me and Tanner thought he seemed kind of down so in secret we said we would free them if they built a golden Steve Harvey statue in the middle of the courtyard, we didn't free them of course. Nic saw it and immediately screamed at us to take it down, he said Steve Harvey wasn't to be mentioned anymore, we were very confused but we did as he said. 

The whole conversion of the abortion clinic to a fortified castle only took us 2 weeks. After construction was finished he assigned Amet to guard the watchtower next to the main gate. One night Amet had the fetus shits, it happens when you have to many of them after mexican food, and asked if I could take the watch for the night. I was thrilled since I hadn't seen the outside world for 2 weeks and immediately ran up there. Amet stopped me in my dash to the watchtower and said in the most serious tone i've ever heard out of him

"Don't tell anyone what you see out there. If you see Nic let him in quick and then lock the gate up."

I proceeded up the stairs with a little less cheerfulness as I tried to imagine what he meant by that. As I reached the top I saw a few things lying on the floor. Amet's anal beads, Binoculars, and a walkie talkie. As I looked out over the edge of the tower I was horrified. The whole city was destroyed. Buildings were abandoned, corpses were everywhere, and a dense red mist hung over the city. As I looked closer I could see small little yellow creatures scampering into the alley ways. They were watching me.

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