What happened to my dad?

Fuck Those Space Vikings

I woke up in a bed, apparently I had passed out and Tanner carried me through the tunnel. I sat up and for a few moments I was fine, and then I remembered about Matt. I layed back down and sobbed into my pillow. Tanner patted his cock n' taters on my shoulder to comfort me. We tried to summon Chin Chin but he was not listening. We were truly alone in this yellow hell, Tanner downed 14 gallons of bleach with Zach but they still lived because they had a tolerance to it now. Jessica was always silent, no one could get her to talk. The tunnel took us just outside the city into a countryside abortion clinic.

For a couple years things were normal, we didn't see many minions and when we did he hid so they wouldn't alert the others. We lived out our lives relatively the same as before except now Jessica and Tanner had PTSD and woke up in the middle of the night screaming, Zach's torretes got worse and he never talked other than when he had his outbursts. Appa ran off and we never found him, We heard gunshots go off in the city but we knew we couldn't help whoever was in trouble. 

One day around 100 minions were walking down the street outside the clinic and the worst faggot imaginable was with them. Fucking Corey, we decided to attack. We charged out and killed every minion, Corey shit himself when he saw us. We got to him and tackled him but Zach noticed one minion that got away running towards the city, he ran after it and we took Corey inside and tied him up. We heard a gunshot close to the building and Zach came back with the biggest smile i'd seen on him in years. He walked a little further in and a scraggly man with tattered clothes and a rifle strapped on his back approached us. He fell to his knees and began tearing up it took us a moment but we realized who it was. It was Nic!