This Bear Pelt Fits My Doggo Nicely

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As I rode, I noticed Nic driving next to me, he must have gotten his car fixed. It looked nice. Abby, Amet, and Tanner, were driving with me until we reached Connors house. Nic bust down the door with his Ginormous wiener. We all stormed in and saw Zach, Connor, Corey, and an albino twig.

"WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT!" I scream.

"Ow! I'm right next to you, you don't have to scream!" Connor says, putting his hands to his ears.

I spit in his face.

"Pussy." 

The twig stood up and got into a fighting position

"Who the hell are you?" I ask.

"That's Corbin." Corey says with his head buried in his phone.

"Um, can you put your phone down? I'm challenging you all to a fight." I say raising my sword

"Yeah sorry, my mom is bitching about my alarm clock, MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK."

"I don't give a shit. But anyways, if we win this fight, we get Zach, if you win this fight..." I shudder

"We will watch Flash with you."

He came.

"ITS A DEAL" He said jumping up and down.

For the next 4 weeks the rocky theme was playing in the abandoned abortion clinic. All night, We trained, dreamed about training, and when we woke up we trained even more. We practiced a variety of martial arts and fighting styles such as cock slapping, cock clubbing, cock stabbing, right hook, right cock hook, left hook, left cock hook, overhand cock swing, roman battle tactics, and a defensive cock wall. At the beginning of this we could only cock bench 370 pounds now we can bench 780.

One day we saw Connor in a flash halloween costume running down the street. we shot our water guns at him, they aren't filled with water by the way, and he had to walk home soggy and sticky.

Zach even stopped by and he seemed sad, like he missed our company but Connor pulled up on his bike and dragged him away. I cock slashed his tires so he couldn't ride it anymore. 

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