Marvel Imagines From DeviantArt (Requests Closed)

Five Times (Loki Laufeyson)

"Five times the Avengers tried to pair the reader with another Avenger and the one time they realized the pair was already dating."

(Loki works with the Avengers in this one shot)

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Attempt #1

You yawned and stretched as Tony stumbled into the kitchen of Stark Tower with a cup of coffee in his grasp. "Mornin' (Name)." He greeted as he tried to sit down at the table only to have the chair vanish from underneath him. He tried three different chairs only to receive the same result.

"Damn it Loki!" Tony yelled, causing you to wince and cover your ears. "ALL I WANT TO DO IS SIT DOWN! I DIDN'T SEE YOU UP MOST OF THE NIGHT TRYING TO FIX YOUR IRON MAN SUIT THAT WAS DESTROYED WHEN...."

Sighing, you waved your hand and a seat appeared, "There you go Tony." You interrupted his tirade and Tony gratefully sunk into the chair after a nod of thanks. There were some perks to being the daughter of Hecate after all.

Loki came into the kitchen a few minutes later and with a smirk on his face, set a chair in front of Tony which had been perfectly miniaturised and quipped, "Here's your seat, Man of Iron."

"I'm beginning to understand why the belief of the gods died out." Tony snarked and your head snapped up. Tony continued, completely missing the narrowing of Loki's eyes and the hardening of yours. "All the gods in the Ancient times made people sacrifice things to them...

"Man of Iron, I would recommend that you choose your words carefully or cease speaking of this topic." Loki warned after his gaze darted to you.

Tony continued as if there was no interruption "...and yet the gods just played around with human lives as if they were nothing; as if the people on this earth were just toys to them."

You stood up so quickly that your chair clattered onto the ground. With a wave of your hand, a ball of magic surrounded Tony only to sink into him, apparently harmlessly. After checking that all of his limbs were intact, Tony opened his mouth to deliver some comment but nothing came out.

"You should've listened to Loki, Tony." You called over your shoulder as you walked out of the kitchen, "Maybe now you'll think before you speak."

"I do not believe that that scenario is likely." Loki mused as he fell into step next to you.

Attempt #2

You grinned as you blasted a dracanae who wanted to kill you for not joining Kronos' army all those years ago. She believed killing you would be payback as during the battle you had decapitated her with the use of your magic.

After confirming that the dracanae was dead, you turned to look for Tony who had been with you when the monsters attacked.

You saw a group of empousai walking closer to him and with a sigh began to run towards him. The empousai hadn't noticed that you were slowly gaining on them as they were focused on hiding their true forms. The empousai also had no clue that it wasn't working as Fury had asked you to cast a spell that would allow all the Avengers to see monsters in their true forms.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Tony complained as a few empousai surrounded him. "Where is (Name) when I need her?"

"Oh let us help you forget about (Name)" One of the empousai cooed as she walked closer to him, "We are better than her in every way.

"Uh uh, sweetheart. I might go for you if you didn't have one leg that looked like a donkey's and another leg that looked like it was made of metal. I think I'll stick to humans thanks."

By this time, you were directly behind the leader of the empousai and your hands were glowing with power. The empousai collectively hissed, "How dare you make fun of us? Our offer was genuine to help you "forget" about this (Name) but now you will die!"