Marvel Imagines From DeviantArt (Requests Closed)

Rubbing Ovaries (Tony Stark)

A tony special on the  occasion of RDJ's birthday! Yass! 

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"Why is she doing this to me!"

Tony sighed as he took the elevator down to the breakfast room.

"Ugh! Why is she constantly in my mind?"

Thinking he wanted an answer J.A.R.V.I.S. replied, "Perhaps, sir, you actually care for her. Maybe even love her"

Love? That word struck many emotions namely his childhood and his parents, even his cheating ex-fiancé Pepper. "Love her?! I-" He cut himself off when the elevator doors opened.

Thor had a poptart in his mouth when he looked over to Tony. "Halloow Amthhonny!"

"Hi" Tony grumbled. 'Of course' he thought, 'He would be the first one eating' Rolling his eyes, Tony got a muffin from a huge stack that his A.I. system made for him.

Upon seeing the stack of muffins, Thor's eyes lit up. Tony knowing full well Thor was going to charge toward it, stepped out of his way.

Looking off to the side, Tony saw Steve walking to get an apple from the counter. Steve got the apple and politely said, "'Morning"

Tony smirked; messing with this guy was going to be easy. Also, what better way than taking out your own problems by embarrassing someone else? "'Morning Capsicle! Say have you read that new fangirl article? It really interesting! Plus some of the fetishes those girls describe-"

Steve tried hard to conceal his blush, "Tony, stop. I read it" Steve shakily took a bite from his apple; remembering those fetishes. Jeez how could girls nowadays be so vulgar?

Tony didn't even conceal his laughter. Man this guy was so fun to mess with! He would have taunted him more when Bruce, Natasha, and Clint came downstairs.

"Morning!" Tony exclaimed.

"Yeah" Natasha wasn't a morning person so the glares she gave everyone were easily associated with Death scythes.

All the men shivered. Natasha looked around numbly and commented, "Where's ______?"

Tony flinched at your name. He looked around half expecting you to show up behind Natasha. Sadly he was only met with the grumpy redhead.

Trying to act nonchalant, he replied, "How should I know?" He chewed on his muffin.

Natasha shrugged, "She's your girlfriend not mine". Clint led Natasha to the muffin stack, which was still being raided by Thor. Bruce's face looked pensive.

"What buddy?" Tony said.

Bruce, who grabbed an orange and was peeling it, answered, "You know ______ has been acting weird lately"

Normally Tony really wouldn't give a crap about someone's problems but seeing as it was you, he was willing to make an exception. "How?"

Bruce was about to answer but was shocked that Tony cared. Shaking off his puzzlement Bruce replied, "Well she said something last night like 'My body hurts' and she sprinted to her room. Also, the other day she fell and claimed she was dizzy"

"Well that's weird"

"Yeah"

They both looked to each other for a few moments confused.

Always the joker at the worst times, Tony stated, "She probably just wanted to get away from you"

"Riiiight. I'm sure that was it" Bruce sarcastically told him. He walked away to the dining table to get some more food.