Long Time No Seen (Justin Bieber Story)

Chapter 12: Prank Wars

*NEXT MORNING* JUSTIN'S POV

I looked into the mirror and my eyes bulged out of my head. The word doofus was scattered across my face in big black writing. Sharpie. Melani Ann Summers.. I stormed out of the room and shook her body, calming myself down when I heard her say: "Mmm... JustyBear five more minutes..." Dreaming. Me: "Melani wake up." She slowly opened her eyes. Melani: "What do you want?" I pointed to my forehead. Me: "What. Is this?" She smirked. Melani: "What is what?" She batted her eyes innocently. Me: "This word on my forehead." She smiled. Melani: "Oh, that? It's nothing." She smiles and walks pass me to the bathroom. She got me this time. But I'm gonna ger her back. Daddy doesn't play to get even, daddy plays to win. [LMFAO i just wanted to say that..] Me: "Ohhh Laniiii!" My voice rang out throughout our room. She poked her head out of the bathroom. Melani: "Yes?" Me: "Let's go work on the chicken coop." She gave me a weird look. Melani: "Um. Sara says we don't need to today." Me: "And? Does that mean we can't?" Melani: "No. But I'm not going." She went back into the bathroom. Hm. How am I gonna get her back?

*MELANI'S POV*

So, I couldn't sleep last night. Pranked Justin. That was fun. Oh, but I'm not done for today. I've got much more.

--LATER--

He went to the bathroom to shower. Perfect time to prank him again. I sneak into the bathroom once he gets in and grab his clothes; leaving his boxers. I get his suitcase and stuff the clothes into it. I hide the black suitcase in a secret compartment in my room. He'll never find it; no one knows that it's there. I sit back down and pretend like nothing happened. Five minutes later, there's a yell coming from the bathroom. Justin: "SUMMERS!" I laugh and get up. Me: "Yes?" I say when I get to the bathroom. He was wearing his boxers. Only his boxers. I turn away. Justin: "Oh don't act all innocent. Where are they?" Me: "Where is what?" I bat my eyelashes innocently. Justin: "My clothes." I shrug. Me: "I don't know what you're talking about." He pulls a face and I start running. He chases after. I run into to the kitchen and he arrives shortly after. I go to one side of the table and he on the other side. I go to my left, he goes to his right. I go to my right, he goes to his left. Ugh. I fake left then go right and finally get away. I run out of the door just as he exits the kitchen. He chases me down to the meadow. Justin: "Tell me where they are!" He yells. Me: "No!" I scream back. He continues to chase after me. I was getting tired so it slowed me down. Oh no. He tackles me and pins my arms down, sitting on my thighs. Me: "Get off me fatass." Justin: "Not until you give me my clothes." I roll my eyes. Me: "Do you see your clothes anywhere on me? No. Now get off." Justin: "Just tell me where they are." Me: "I can't tell you. It's a secret place. But I can get it for you if you get your ass off me." He shakes his head. Justin: "No. I get off, you run away, and I'll have to be naked for the rest of the day." I smirk. Me: "Your problem is?" He rolls his eyes and gets close to my face. Justin: "Where are they?" His hot breath sent tingles throughout my body. Oh jeez. Me: "I told you. I can't tell you where. But I can take you. Get off!" He doesn't budge. I try pushing his chest away from my body but he's too heavy. I feel something on my leg and that is definitely not my phone. Me: "Eww! Get off me!" I push him with all my strength and thankfully he falls over. Me: "Eww eww ewww!" He looks up at me. Justin: "Eww what?" I jump up and down and point at his boxers. He smirks. Justin: "It's called a--" Me: "I know what it is!" I say quickly. Justin: "Well what's wrong with my dick?" I pull a disgusted face. Me: "Look at it!" He looks down and chuckles. Justin: "Lani, I'm a boy. It's normal. Jeez." I roll my eyes. Me: "It's MELANI." I say through gritted teeth.

Justin: "Alright, LANI, where are my clothes? Unless you wanna see this all day." He says, pointing at his "thing" in his boxers. I roll my eyes and run back to the cabin, locking the door behind me. Justin: "Open the door!" I laugh. Me: "Nuh-uh." He bangs on it harder. Justin: "C'mon Lani! Sara and Jack are coming back!" Me: "And?" Justin: "Open it! PLEASE!" Me: "Hm... What do I get in return?" Justin: "Sour Patch Kids." Me: "Not good enough." He sighs. Justin: "C'mon Lani. Please?" I opened the door. Me: "Fineee. Only 'cause you said please for the first time." He rolled his eyes. Justin: "Okay. Now where are my clothes." Me: "Wait here." I held up one finger and went upstairs. I went into my room and grabbed his suitcase. Justin: "Hurrry up! It's friggin' cold in here!" Me: "CALM YOUR BALLS I'M COMING!" I lugged his suitcase downstairs and set it in front of him. Me: "There, you happy?" Justin: "No." He grumbled and took the suitcase back into the downstairs bathroom. I think I've given him enough hell today... Becca: "Mels! Justin! Alex! Mom says we have to work on the coop today!" All3OfUs: "Kay!" We met up at the front door. Becca: "Well at least it isn't very hot today." We nod. Alex: "C'mon." We walk out the door and over to the coop. We finally cleaned out the crap inside so now we gotta do the outside. Becca: "Mels, you clean the roof." Me: "Why me? I'm too short." Becca: "I did it last year, and Alex did it the year before that." I groan. Me: "But how am I gonna get up there?" She smirked. Becca: "Justin. Since he's the tallest, he can boost you up." Justin smirked evily and kneeled down to help me up. I was still too short to climb up. Justin: "Get up on my shoulders." Me: "Oh hell no." Becca: "C'mon Mels! We gotta finish this coop." I growled. Me: "Fine." I sat on his shoulders, but instead of him going to the coop, he walked towards the forest. Oh no. He's going towards the waterfall. Me: "Justin!" I screeched, holding onto his head for my dear life. He started galloping down the dirt floor, and then he jumped off the dock into the lake. With me on his shoulders. I got a mini heart attack, my heart was racing. It felt like I was in a bath, with icecubes. Me: "I hate you!" I screamed. Me: "Your such a jackass!" I plunged his head down under the water. And when I waited for him to come up, he didn't. Me: "Justin!" I screamed harder, thrashing my hands through the water. Me: "Justin! Justin! Becca, I can't find him!" I panicked hard, real hard. And when I saw his face come up from the water, his brown eyes sparkling with laughter, I couldn't help but tackle him, punching him lightly. Me: "You're such a douche!" I got out of the water, dripping wet, and my mascara running, no doubt. I walked past the coop and Becca and Alex giggled. Me: "Not. One. Word." I glared at them.

*JUSTIN'S POV*

I got out of the water and followed Melani. Melani: "Not. One. Word." She shot at Becca and Alex. I smirked. Becca: "Oh my god Justin what did you do?" She asked when Melani disappeared into the doors of the cabin. Me: "Simple. I jumped into the lake with her on my shoulders, pretended to drown and now we've got a dripping wet pissed Melani." She laughed. Becca: "Oh she's gonna kill you." I smirked. Me: "Let her."

---LUNCHTIME--

I sat down next to Melani, I was still a little damp, giving me that cute look. Full of myself, nah, just confident. I was hoping we were praying before we ate, that meant holding Melani's han-- I mean, pranking her again. Sara: "Let's pray, and let's try not to ruin it this time." She smiled, giving me a look. Sara: "Justin, why don't you start it?" I grabbed Melani and Alex's hands, looking at Melani for help. She mumbled. Melani: "Thank you god for this wonderful meal." I closed my eyes and began. Me: "Thank you god for this wonderful meal." I opened one of my eyes but he didn't help. Me: "And.. and.. god bless.." I coughed. Me: "America." The family laughed, thinking it was a joke. But it wasn't? Melani smiled at me, our hands still interlocked. Becca coughed. Becca: "We're done praying, you guys." She stared at our hands, I ripped away, embarassed at Sara's large smile and Becca's giggle.

*MELANI'S POV*

I sat there feeling my face turn red. I brushed my fork off the table just so I would have an excuse to hide my face. I climbed down on my knees and stuck my head under the table. Justin: "Nice undies Lani. That's Elmo, right?" I jumped up hitting my head on the table. How could I forget that I was wearing a skirt? I bit my lip my face red with embarrassment and anger. I was going to get him back. I looked over and saw Becca and Alex giggling and I gave Justin an evil glare. I then smiled and looked over at Alex. Me: "Hey Alex, can you pass me the gravy?" I said this in the sweetest, sugariest, most innocent possible tone I could manage. He picks it up and reaches over Justin to give it to me. It was perfect. I grabbed it but barely held on. He let go and it fell from my fingers and right into Justin lap. He immediately sprang out of his seat. Justin: "What the fu-dge Lani!" he shouted. Me: "Oh. My. Gosh Justin I am so clumsy sometimes." He glares at me and I stifle a laugh. Justin: "I'm going to go, um, deal with this." He says pointed to his gravy covered self. Sara: "Okay. Melani, go and help him get cleaned up." I look at her in disbelief. She wanted me to go help him? She gave me one of her looks and pointed at Justin who had a huge smirk on his face. I rolled my eyes and grabbed his arm dragging him along as I stormed into the bathroom.

*JUSTIN'S POV*

I smiled when Sara told her to help me. She dragged me into the bathroom and grabbed a washcloth. She turned on the sink and wet it then threw it at me. Melani: "Clean yourself." Me: "Aw, you don't wanna be helpful? Well I guess I'll just have to tell Sara how uncooperative you are being." She glared at me and picked up the washcloth. Melani: "Sit your fat ass down." I hopped up on the counter and she started wiping the gravy off my skin. When she was finished she started wiping my face. Me: "What are you doing?" Melani: "You got something on your face." I spun around to face the mirror. My face was clean. Me: "No I don't." Melani: "Oh sorry that's just your face." I wanted to slap her as she stood there smiling. Then I decided that I would get her back later I mean we had tomorrow, a day full of opportunities. I smirked and hopped off the counter.

*MELANI'S POV*

Justin's up to something. I can tell. He was being all sneaky and weird all day. I laid in bed, staring at the dirty white ceiling. "Hey, buddy!" I turned and saw Justin leaning on the doorframe. Me: "What do you want?" I shot at him. Justin: "Just sayin' hi..." Okay, now I KNOW there is something up. Me: "Well, bye." I turned to my side so I was facing the window. The stars looked beautiful tonight. I mean, they always were but tonight, there was a special glittery-look to it. Me: "Good night daddy." I whispered and closed my eyes.

*JUSTIN'S POV*

As soon as I heard her snoring, my revenge started. Becca: "Are you sure you wanna do this?" She whispered. Me: "Positive." Becca: "She's gonna hate your guts for eternity." She warned. Me: "Ah, she'll forgive me." She sighs and hands me the stuff. Melani Summers, it's payback time. I tiptoed over to her bed, and started on my masterpiece.