posting this picture again to talk about justin's balls ok let me fondle them pls -
justin
considering ryan was still pissed, it was pretty awkward those last few days in pittsburgh but we held through drama free. today, they're flying back to cali, audrey and i are going to canada. avery's going to cali with maejor since she doesn't want to be alone.
"are you ready?" i call out to audrey who was upstairs. i heard the small patter of our new puppy upstairs, followed by a small bark.
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"yeah, i have to grab a jacket." audrey calls. "justin, can you get the dog? you know it can't walk down the stairs."
i was too busy laughing at the dog who kept barking at the stairs to even help.
"you still didn't name the dog." i say, putting my suitcase down and walking up the stairs. the dog was running in small circles, frustrated it couldn't down the stairs. giggling, i picked him up and went to find audrey.
"you're training him." audrey smiled, coming out of her bedroom putting her arms in her sleeves.
"it's your dog too." i roll my eyes.
"i don't have patience for that." she chuckles. "tried to train juno to go to the bathroom outside and i was seriously arguing with the dog. he kept barking at me, and i was yelling."
i was laughing, "don't tell anyone that. they might think you're crazy."
"even though juno's a dog, he's got a smart ass mouth."
laughing, i walked away not believing what i just heard. when we got downstairs, she grabbed the cage for the dog, then grabbed her things. "give me your suitcase, you can carry the dog."
"i'm capable of carrying my own things."
"okay, and?"
she rolls her eyes at me. "yeah you don't like it when people say it to you." i laugh. she raised her eyebrow, then took the cage and the dog outside. "love you!"
"yeah, fuck you."
smirking, i grab our things and loaded them to the car. it was rental car since i was tired of taking weird ubers who ended up trying to take pictures of me like i didn't see their front camera.
when we were all done, audrey locked her house doors, then got in the passenger seat with the puppy on her lap. "let's name him justin since you're a dog." she randomly announced as i pulled off.
"very funny." i fake laugh, rolling my eyes.
"kidding." she leans over to kiss my cheek. "i love you."
"yeah, fuck you." i repeat her words from earlier. "im kidding, i love you more."
"let's name him pluto."
"mickey mouse's dog?" i start laughing, and she nods. "name him snowball or something, he's a big ball of white."
"like you aren't but i don't call you snowball." audrey scoffs, me glancing at her as she started laughing to herself.
"i-im so sorry." she says in-between laughs.
"nice." i chuckle, admitting it was funny. "anyways..."
"i love you." she giggles.
"love you too." i smirk. "so you and kendall friends?"
"no. she wants to become friends but i don't think it's happening. she's the type to go back and tell kylie what i've said or some shit that can be held against me and then it'll be told to hailey's crazy ass."
i shrug because it seems like something that'd happen. "oh yeah, and abel's in canada so we're meeting up him probably in i think two days."
as we came to a stop light, i turned to see audrey staring at me with wide eyes that caused me to start laughing. "if you're joking i'll make juno attack your ass."
"im not, babygirl." i grab her hand. "i asked him to meet up with you since he's already in canada."
audrey grins, "you know how married couples have that free card thing where they have permission to cheat with someone the have no chance with, with no consequences?"
"no, im not giving that to you. we're not married." i roll my eyes, as we pull off.
"then we could just have a threesome." i hear her say, me laughing.
"you're so sexual, you need those sex therapy classes." i mumble.
"avery said that to me before." she chuckles. "it's your fault."
"how is it my fault?"
"stop being sexy and maybe i wouldn't be horny."
shaking my head, i continue to drive, keeping my eyes on the road. i can feel this flight to canada was either gonna be her wanting to join the mile high club, or us arguing over fucking abel which wasn't happening.
