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#SELFIE!

Wassup guys

I'm back... again... I leave SUCH longs gaps between posts but up here now!

First thing I want to say I a massive thank you - I hadn't been on Wattpad for AGES mainly because the book I was literally in love with ended (RIP Street Rats :( ) but when I did check again the reads on this had gone up from like 200 to 1.2K. I know that sounds really dumb when other people are getting like 500K and stuff but for me it's so great - I'm glad you guys like what I'm doing and hopefully you will carry on enjoying it.

Okay, so I decided I couldn't do a post without adding in images in the middle cause you can do that now.

The rain is so insane where I am...  just in case you wanted to know

So here I am with this #SELFIE post - selfie's are the biggest thing ever now and naturally I had to turn to my good old friend the urban dictionary for a little help:

The definition of a selfie is: the beginning of the end of intelligent civilisation

Now that all cleared up lets get started:

There are lots of different styles of selfie - there first one is that I like to call the Tumblr Selfie...

Let me present exhibit a (I don't know who these people are by the way) the Tumblr Selfie is what we all aspire to. Note the make up and the up turned eye brow giving the image of "oh look its me". Also take into account the natural annoyingly photogenic face which.

Can I just say if in an unfortunate turn of events someone messages me and goes "Oi! That's my selfie your hating on" I don't hate you I'm sure your face is lovely and I'm sorry if I offend - that just popped into my head and I got scared

Next up is the Car Selfie

Again note the relaxed tone suggesting the fact you took the picture and totally impromptu and your naturally pose like that (OR NAH!), the make up again is good and the interior of the car looks GREAT.