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Would You Rather?

Hay guys, I’m back!

I do hope your Christmas was good?

Really? Wow, that’s interesting

I was struggling for ideas for this week so I’m going to do another tag; it’s the “Would You Rather?” tag

So, lets jump right in and start answering some questions:

Would you rather…

1: Have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?

I feel I’d look a bit more normal with extra short legs than extra short fingers so probably legs as long as your fingers

2: Be able to run at 100 miles per hour or fly at 10 miles per hour?

Is this a proper question? I’m sure any choice between flight and something else always results in you choosing flight.

3: Sweat mayo or have to poop a soft ball?

If you’re like me and you don’t know what a soft ball is, it’s like a baseball.

Sweating mayo sound disgusting and at least pooping a baseball will be quick so probably poop a baseball

4: Talk like Jar Jar Binks or look like Jar Jar Binks?

Jar Jar Binks is U.G.L.Y [no offence to anyone who may look like Jar Jar Binks] so probably I’d prefer to talk like him

5: Have a dragon or be a dragon?

Normally I’d say any option that faces becoming a dragon is dead already but seeing as they both involve dragons I’d say have a dragon.

6:  Be sexually attacked to fruit or have Cheetos dust stuck on your fingers permanently?

Wow… this one is… odd, to be honest I’d really rather not be sexually attracted to oranges or apple or bananas so I think I’d be able to cope with Cheetos dust on my fingers (Cheetos are crisps)

7: Speak any language fluently or be able to talk to animals?

Talk to animals. Easy.

8: Only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

I think people would begin to hate me if I only ever shouted.

9: Eat a pinecone or poop a pinecone?

Both sound gross, but thinking about it pinecones don’t sound like too bad a thing to eat and besides I’ve already pooped a soft ball.

[There is such thing a pinecone soup]

10: Change gender every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

Hum... OK… this is a lot like the fruit one. So muffins are very tasty and I’d be terrified of trying to eat a baby but then again changing gender sounds kind of nasty especially if I get stuck in one gender for ages and then change or if I have a quick succession of sneezes. But because muffins and babies should never be confused I think I’d go for changing gender.

So, that is my “Would You Rather” Tag, I do hope you enjoyed it and I’d love to hear some of your answers to them and some of your “would you rather” questions.

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