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Let's make America.... great again?

Good morning, good evening, good afternoon!!!!!

I decided that I could not have a blog if I did not comment on the biggest hair controversy that happened this year! Donald Duck is now running America! Now for all you Republicans out there I'm sorry but this will be insulting - but i'm not aiming to hurt your feelings or hate on your views this is just my opinion as someone outside of America looking in at this weird arse situation you've created.

Right where to start where to start - gosh there's so much to choose from. The hair, the views, the policies theres so much potential content.

I've got to say that I have to start with the dumb ass slogan that every US politician seems to use. "Lets make America great again" I'm sorry but wtf is that!!!! I just want to know one thing when was America great in the first place. When the Americas weren't stealing  land from the "savages" who lived there they're enslaving people who don't even live in the country, then you give them freedom and its all good so you think oh no no this ain't gonna happen and we start with the killing them, taking their rights and generally making their lives not all that good. Eventually they get bored of doing that and instead start on the women (who you don't get much of a chance with cause you messed with the wrong girls) so that back fired so I know lets start on the gays they seem kind of different from us. Tell me something great that came from that! Serious WHAT!!!!!!!!???????

Don't worry I'm not hating I can hate on my own country as well... Great Britain ain't so great we shoved children up chimneys to give it a good clean, chop the queens head off when she can't have a baby, chop the kings head off when we don't like him and then destroy the politicians we replaced him with cause we don't like them all that much either. What do we do now? Oh yes have problems trying to keep out country together, we let other countries push us around and let our politicians screw the country over so they can have a man cave in Chelsea DARLING!!! So trust its not just Americas. Cause if you can't read yourself how the hell you gonna read somebody else? 

So I just don't get it its not like America was great before so what "great" time are we trying to return to. But looking at what Trump is doing so far I think we can all tell. Now I like to think i'm quite a liberal gal so i'm not so happy with how trump is throw those executive orders out like their dolly mixtures (BEST SWEETS IN THE WORLD!!!! except for those weird sugar coated gummy things they're nasty) I saw a great insta post the other day of Trump signing abortion "gag order" which said

Never in a million years will you see a group of women decided what a man can do with his reproductive system

And it is true. I mean you tell a boy to put a condom on and suddenly your Hitler (and remember boys don't be silly cover your willy! That bit of forward thinking is an easier decision then what nursery to send your kid to) So why is it okay for politicians to decide what women can do with their bodies? Now I'm not saying I totally agree with abortions, I don't, but if you take them away we are going to go back to a time of backstreet abortions were people were dying!

And Mexico? A wall? Seriously? WHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT????????

When Trump tells the Mexican president his plan this is how the conversation will go....

Trump: I want to build a wall  and your going to pay for it

Mexican president: No

Yep its gonna be a long conversation

Honestly I'm surprised Mexico haven't started building to keep Trump away from them.

I don't know but I feel bad about being mean about Trump. I feel its sort of like bullying but on a global scale. Its kind of weird like I look at him and just want to punch him there is so much to hate. I mean what is his hair?! Although I'm sure the animal that died on his head is wondering the same. But then so many people are hating - then he goes and does something dumb and I hate him again so what can you do you know? 

So I wrote all of that a while back and I started reading and was thinking how savage I was being, but then I thought about what happening now (its nearly 2018 for those of you just emerging from caves) and I think Donald Trump is actually trying to kill us all?

A couple of months back he basically told North Korean that they're insane (I mean honey take a look at yourself) and now he is wondering why they're practicing missile strikes? Yeah I wonder why? Is seems Donald Trump is super keen to press that nuclear bomb button he carries around with him cause he's basically told one of the most volatile leaders that he's got issues!

That is really another thing I don't entirely understand about the American president, why do they take bomb codes with them everywhere? It seems foolish and tempting fate a little too much for me, I mean if your packing, your probably using. I am impressed with the thought strength there on that phrase. But its true your asking for problems. 

We've managed to get though just under one year of Donald Trumps presidency and we're not dead yet so I we're doing well so far. But don't relax too much cause we have three more years of tweeting left (I'm not even commenting on the tweeting) so buckle up kids this is going to be a fun ride.

Right now I've let that one rip (get it? Trump? Fart? Letting one rip? Screw you I found it funny) I feel I should appligise cause I haven't posted in an insane amount of time, in all honestly I forgot I owned a blog, odd but true. I'm going to try and get back to posting but don't hold your breath cause I have a memory of a gold fish, cause I forgot I have a blog... cause I have the memory of a gold fish, cause I forgot I have a blog... cause I have the memory of a gold fish, cause I forgot I have a blog. BEE -ANT-ER! I found that bit funny, you probably didn't.

Anyway, 

I will catch you later in the blog post is am going to write right now so keep an eye out my darlings!

x VIVA